Wednesday, October 29, 2014

THE RETURN OF THE INVISIBLE MAN

Reportedly, nobody in this fall's invisible election is even being reported on in the Jew media. Lest they be seen as standing at the bar next to my prophetic INSIVIIBLE MAN sidekick drinking buddy, which begins in the dead of winter during the first nazi 666 era at an English pub in a small town. ~ ~ Indeed, pray that your flight not be in winter; during the sea-run rainbow trout steelhead season.  ~ ~ Obviously, no one wants to mention Barack Obama's name right now because we have become such good friends in recent years. ~ ~ GSR/\TWN ~ ~ 35 LINE NOTES: At about 35 minutes into DANCING IN THE RAIN's amazing plural wives line-dancing number, we see one of my tennis ball wives holding two balls for a three-way baller thing. ~ ~ LINE LEADER NOTES: Generally saying,  my first youthful wives are going to become the line leader queens of all of my princesses in the Kingdom of God. Where everyone gets to advance to the next lofty and glorious position of authority and acclaim if they are just willing to patiently wait and pull out their ace cards when the time is right. ~ ~ TIMER NOTES: When you see me hanging out at some London pub with Berry Obama in MARK 13:14 you will know just how wrongO you have been. ~ ~ In other words, the idea that Jesus was never married is totally gay. ~ ~ PS SAVAGE: While cat napping at 4:54 pm on October 23, God suddenly informed me in a spoken word revelation that you have five years left to play your cards right; and put your money where your big mouth is. ~ ~ So here is the deal; you pay for everything, and I give you a cut of Orson Welles inspired born again sailboat movie called  THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND. I AM is not joking now. That "sweet sixteen" reference to you getting your well aged cigar smoked  in SINGIN' IN THE RAIN is for real. All you have to do is give the nice young lady on the phone at the yatch brokerage your credit card number. Leave the rest up to me, if you know what I mean.

Monday, October 27, 2014

WHEN IN ROME

The inspired MOTEL CALIFORNIA concept of flirty fucking for Jesus was introduced in Roma at the end of my Mormon mission. When we were still being banned from saying anything out loud about my hero Joseph Smith getting sucked and fucked by two virgin teenagers at a time. ~ ~ Mind you, this was years before those modernist third way anti communiist Jews started making silent movies in today's politically correct Hollywood. ~ ~ Where the reformed independent marxism of those two Jewish horn dog Marx brothers is now the law of the land. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ CASTING NOTES: I am probably the best ham actor in Hollywood right now; Ken Keisler being a possible late-bloomer exception. ~ ~ Good things come to those who wait. ~ ~ Hey, why not make an indie fuck film about two middleaged guys fucking four teenagers at the same time, instead of just one guy doing the same boring thing to two bored girls at a time? ~ ~ Which is why Michael Savage is going to provide us with the requisite classic 51' wood sailboat for the retro 1940s era picture. Wherein we do not actually see the erect penis entering the wet vagina. ~ ~ Less is more, and all that, when it comes to making artistic films that incorporate the power of suggestion.

FREDDY GETS FINGERED

Frederico Fellini was pretty hot stuff by 1957. Ergo, the 57 year-old director of the AUSTIN POWERS trilogy was born in 57; since 1957 was 57 years ago. ~ ~ Who is now about to take that final step to the right. ~ ~ Better late than never. ~ ~  Imagine me fucking Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie at the same time. Then throw Hillary Swank into the mix and you start to get the Divinely inspired picture. ~ ~ If you play your cards to the right, even you can end up in the celestial kingdom as a sex God who can fuck 100 pairs of wives at the same time. ~ ~ Hence all of those overweight Buddhist zen gods in Nepal who are depicted as having an infinite number of simultaneous hands and arms at the same time.  ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ BLUE NOTES: Sadly, I would have been all over Brad Pitt's inspired movie about some Nazi spending 7 years of his life trekking in the Northern Cascade Mountains of Washington State. After I returned from my mission to Rome,  I climbed the cliff along Bridal Veil Falls and fished for those extremely handsome and exotic black-spotted Montana cutthrout trout in the pure as gin white gravel creek that flows down from the two Jordan lakes. Which represent the very fertile Sea of Galoe and the Dead Sea in modern day Judea. But alas, for some reason I have never been able to get my hands on a copy of it.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

TO ROMA WITH LOVE

My next Woody Allen fantasy indie film idea is starting to look like some kind of a Freddy Fellini movie remake; circa 1973. ~ ~ Wherein  Justin Beaver plays my Mormon missionary figure. And just in case you still don't get it, you see me in the background getting a nice hand job by Ms. Selena Gomez meets Penelope Cruz. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~

FUCKING IN THE RAIN

SINGING IN THE RAIN turned out to be a 1952 prophecy about the look alike voices of Mikey Cyrus behind  the curtain. ~  ~ Wherein all of the immature socialist anti-communist Jew boys in Hollywood finally decide to man up and start openly making talkies. ~ ~ Gene Kelly being one of those typical Broadway theature marxists who believed in protecting free speech.  ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ GOTTA FUCK NOTES: Ms Montana's Debbie Rey horny teen cowgirl  figure also had a crush on my middle aged king figure in the MR. IMPERIUM prophecy that actually predated IT STARTED IN NAPLES.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

INDIAN CASINO MOB HIT

Apparently that blood bath in Marysville was an inside-the-family job confirmation of THE BIG EASY. That particular area of the state being a swampy river delta etc. where the Sky and the Snow Ho come together just upstream from Everett, Washington, if you get my drift. ~ ~ Otherwise, go play in the [I-5] freeway and leave me alone; said the mother to her unruly virgin kids. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ THE PRICE IS RIGHT NOTEE: Admittedly, I paid 99 bucks for my typical 59 buck off-brand tablet. [Long term never-ending APS purchase contract required.]  ~ ~ SINGING IN THE [Seattle] RAIN NOTES: I forked out 10.99 plus tax for this one today at TARGET. After realizing last night that it was ultimately about the time when people in Hollywood and Brentwood could start to talk openly about what is on their minds. After all those years of making politically correct hush hush silent pictures.

Friday, October 24, 2014

SOMETIMES MY BEST JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH

I tried my best last night to get through the last half of DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS, but I just couldn't hack it anymore. ~  ~ Sadly, even the worse Jim Carey movies are superior to the best Steve Carell movies. ~ ~ Maybe DUMB AND DUMBER: III will even up the score a little; guess we will just half to wait and see. ~ ~ The polls usually do start to tighten up right before election day in any given November. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ MOTHER MARY NOTES: An R44 helicopter collided with Angelina Jolie's SR22 in Mary Land on the same day that Seinfeld's copter promo came out for his comedians at STARBUCKS series. Right there is Rt.70 and all that shit. ~ ~ I tried to go back for seconds and watch it another time, but it was a no go on my new $59 off-brand knock-off Android tablet.  Whatever, if this does not become some kind of a groovy underground indie film comedy, shot on the cheap in home video, I wash my hands of the whole thing. ~ ~ Believe it or not, my new 59 buck unit that looks like a cheap piece of shit, is also a video recorder; a voice-over recorder; a still lense camera,  with full editing capabilities; plus email and voice texting. ~ ~ Oh how the high and mighty are gonna fall, and fall hard.