Saturday, February 9, 2008

HASTY TASTY NOTES

Wearing a Republican party elephant suit sporting a pink VICTORIA'S SECRET bra, Rack Obama supporter Charlize Theron picked up her Hasty pot award at Harvard Thursday. The same day there was a 3.1 earthquake near transsexual San Francisco's Half Moon Bay at 5:31 am exactly.

Obviously, she's f_cking Matt Damon.

Inspired by the recent Obama JFK comparisons, I watched 2003's BUBBA HO-TEP again Saturday morning. The prophetic similarity between Obama and the film's resurrected Egyptian mummy was truly uncanny. Did anyone know that the politician with an exotic Egyptian sounding name would be running for president back in 2003? In the movie, all the Lone Ranger heros, the real men, who fought for truth, liberty, and justice, have grown old and feeble, and are either dead or dying. Like Clint Eastwood.

In 2001, the bay area's DEAD KENNEDYS put out a live album entitled MUTINY ON THE BAY. In 1985, they made an album called FRANKENCHRIST. It's "Penis Landscape" artwork was done by H.R. Giger. This would be that green hair chick standing in front of me at REGAL when I first saw JUNO.

The DKs also put out an album in 87 called GIVE ME CONVENIENCE OR GIVE ME DEATH with a Mike Huckabee look atype on the cover at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_Me_Convenience_or_Give_Me_Death
And:
http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/michael-dale-huckabee.jpg
And:
http://www.state.wv.us/sga/HuckabeeGuitar_300.jpg .

Sienna Miller, of Miller Lake, Whidbey Island fame, showed up prepared for take-off Friday at the London Film Critics Circle Awards in a fabulous ROCKY HORROR Transylvania flight suit outfit at:
http://style.popcrunch.com/sienna-miller-looking-gorgeous-at-awards/ .

There was a 5.4 earthquake Friday night in California, "around 11:15" near the southern end of Rt.111 at the Mexicale border; which means ‘Mexican California'.

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