Tuesday, April 29, 2008

DIRTY MARTINI

Jennifer Aniston's last free lover was the TRAVELING grip from Vancouver, BC. So now it's time for her big 50% OFF Mother's Day sale. If I had any money myself, I'd be the first guy in line waiting for the doors to open.

They say that Jenny was set up last week with the 30 year-old Sandman Huckster from Atlantis by Sheryl Crowe. In confirmation of last week's "stunning" lightening bolt twisters near her exfiance's Crowley, Texas landmark south of Dallas at:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/DN-weather_24met.ART.State.Edition1.46e73ef.html

Therefore those six tornados around Virginia's Dismal Swamp Monday were about the Super Tuesday tornado confirmations of Ms Crowe's NYT interview at her "Hits Ranch" in Al Gore's Tenn virgins state of LOGAN'S RUN.

You would have to think that John and 2.11 Jenny were making JJ burgers on the same day that chocolate-7 kid was hitting ladies with his grandmother's white 4x4 at a COSTCO parking lot in nearby Palm Beach Gardens.

The REV.13 beach sand man of Israel thing was backed up by three more JAWS attacks in Florida waters around New Smyrna Beach. During the same three days that John Mayer was surfing and jawing Rachel Green's nearby 'Green Mound Archaelogical Site'; located at the end of Emma Watson's Rt.415 in Volusia County at:
http://www.local6.com/news/16036282/detail.html

Just north of there is Barbarella's rocket ship launch site at Titusville; east of Rt.50% off Christmas sale, Florida.

Last Saturday at Bonney Lake's discount merchandise close-out store, I found a vagina canal shaped bottle of green STAR brand "queen martini olives", stuffed with gar/lick, for the cheap price of $1.99. That's about half of what you would pay at ALBERTSONS.

ET et al showed Jenny's new bikini robot no.18 pix from Miami Tuesday. Confirming my decision only hours earlier to announce that 18 year-old Emma's official bikini robot number is lucky '7'. Don't spend it all in one place darling.

Yours, GSR/TWN

NOTE: Matt Lauer showed up Monday in Hillary Evita's prophetic home town capital of Argentina.
NOTE: At STARBUCKS Tuesday, I saw that full page Jewish Messianic birthday ad in the NYT. Then a cute 18ish Jennifer Garner look alike, sitting nearby with her boyfriend, exclaimed loudly "HOLY CRAP!!"
NOTE: Is there a hanging scrotum walnuts shot in VIVID's new Jimi Hendrix threesome sex tape ?
TABLOID BLUR: The ROCKY HORROR transsexual piece about Hillary and her Huma lover is in the GLOBE. The transsexual item in the ENQUIRE is about Cynthia Nixon.
NOTE: Sitting on STARBUCKS toilet Tuesday, the following sentence suddenly came into my mind vividly: "PS Pam Anderson, Your marriage to Ba/rack Obama will last about as long as your recent marriages."

5 comments:

GSR/TWN said...

NOTES:

There is a positive 'FFing' side to Jennifer Aniston's bitter-sweet missionary position work in recent years. I feel certain that this is the case in regards to Vince Vaughn. See the strange HOSEA 1 style missionary history of Rose McGowan's wild 1960s Jesus cult parents at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing

Their missionary love movement was formed in sandy Huntington Beach, CA.

Remember how Jessica's costume jewelry ruby crystal stuck to my hand back on 7.10.06 at STARBUCKS? Now I realize that was about the crystal stuck to one's hand in LOGAN'S RUN. I couldn't shake it off after getting up from their bathroom throne.

That dream about a lady floating above Obama and his advisors, depicted traditional scenes from a vampire movie. The X mark on the red-face lady's neck was a Big Bear style vampire bite message; i.e X marks the spot.

GSR/TWN said...

NOTES:

On the anniversary of the death of Hitler, the first 666 beast's top icon, a major hip hop club at Hollywood and Vine burned down. A historic African Baptist church also burned down in 1776 Philadelphia, in reference to Obama's first Rev. Wright speech there. Obama being the fulfillment of Judah's day 1290 obamanation of desolation in the period of the new 666 beast.

Both black monuments confirmed Sheryl Crowe's gentile black crow values surname symbolism. She was also born on 2.11. The BASQUE club fire was near her music industry landmark CAPITOL RECORDS. Which looks like a stack of the 2BC revelation's dirty diner plates.

A manly Jessica is shaving on the 211 steel cover of May's ESQUIRE, in homage to the transsexual leadership prophecy in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Inside the cover flap is a mint 1958 car confirmation of Jessica's LOGAN'S RUN renewal signs and wonders. That rolled out after the mag was racked.

The prophetic 1976 film features a wilderness baptism scene tie in with Jessica's Baptist church history; as portrayed in the May Day issue's baptism pictorial themes.

John Mayer's surname is a May Day message. Greens are red on the inside, etc.

That smashed watermelon mask dream I had about the 211 IRONMAN star took place on 16th Ave. in Seattle; in the 5400 block. Back when his San Francisco Zodiac killer movie was coming out.

A B-5.2s quake struck in the Trinity mountains Tuesday at 8:03 pm, near Burnt Ranch on Rt.299. Thus the "hits ranch" church fires.

A REV.13 4.2 months quake hit Wednesday in California at 8:55 pm, near Cathedral City, Palm Desert, Rancho Mirage; all perfect LOGAN'S RUN themes.

Wyoming's Rocky Mtns Crowheart signs and wonders along Hwy.26 started with 26 year-old Sienna Miller's appearance at the Palm Springs film festival off Rt.111. She was just in the area for the Coachella rock fest. Where a huge ANIMAL FARM pig balloon with Obama's name on it floated away during the final performance. Representing EZE.37's dry desert dead people floating away from the cathedral in LOGAN'S RUN.

GSR/TWN said...

NOTES:

There was a 4.4 quake near Bodfish, CA on May Day. In confirmation of Jennifer Aniston's Flirty Fishing missionary position work for the Lord. The shaker's 1:11 am timing was about her amazing Rt.111 Bombay, CA divorce signs and wonders involving Brad Pitt.


Brad recently showed up in France wearing a fabulous pair of sci-fi horror movie retro 50s plaid map-line pants. For Rachel Green's 4.4 quake location at 35 lat. 118 long. in the Greenhorn Mtns.

In recent years, I have experienced some surprisingly positive dreams about Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

The 'DC Mademe' committed suicide at her REV.17 mother's home on May Day; near Spongeorama, Florida. Right there is LOGAN'S RUN's Palm Harbor "sanctuary" sign. The suicide confirmed the day's big new super-delegate endorsement of Obama. The establishment left is living in a doomed fantasy world under the REV.13 ocean.

There was a strong 6.6 quake around Alaska's Rat Islands on May Day at 4:33 pm; for that no.33 Baptist church fire in 666 Philadelphia.

GSR/TWN said...

UPDATES:

I see there have been several 3+ multiple orgasm aftershocks in the Bodfish, CA area. Last night, I dreamed that Justin Timberlake asked me to write him a $7,650. check for some home decorating he did for Granny Grass, billed at $24 an hour. I wanted to check with GG, but she was sleeping. So I just wrote him out the check. Later I saw these new Justin and Mother Madonna Flirty Fishing pix at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=563171&in_page_id=1773


There was a 5.0 virgins quake, [Like A Virgin], in Argentina's Chubut region Friday at 2:51 am. For Madonna's EVITA Clinton movie prophecy. Was she with Sean Penn when they shot that?

A school bus collided with a dump truck on May Day, near Falmouth, Kentucky on the Fort Lick River; east of Berlin, Powersville, and Stonewall. Oddville is nearby down in Harrison County. See the report I read at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_bus_crash.html

Mel Gibson has signed to star in a feature film remake of the British TV series EDGE OF DARKNESS. He'll play a detective who's college age daughter Emma gets murdered by secret insiders who plan to nuke the world. Sooner or later, I'm going to have to update all 4 LEATHAL WEAPON movies. You can get all of them in a double DVD box for $5.

GSR/TWN said...

LINKS:

Speaking of double box sets, here's a couple nice threesome shots, with Ashton in a great map lines sport-tux jacket, at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=563406&in_page_id=1773

Keep watching the sky. Especially around Jewish landmarks, like at:
http://wjz.com/local/baltimore.county.mystery.2.710503.html

On the 666 anniversary of Hitler's death, Julieta Clinton slammed on the brakes of her school bus and injured 19 kids at:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110ap_brf_bus_driver_charged.html

Did anyone see that floating balloon on the jacket of Marie Shriver's new book entitled, JUST WHO WILL YOU BE? ? It sounds like new age dialogue straight out of LOGAN'S RUN.