Thursday, June 4, 2009

HE'S STILL NOT THAT INTO YOU

Obama's tour of the middle east and Europe does not include Israel. Obviously, that's why HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU Jews came out on DVD the same day he left.

Axelrod stated that Obama is seeking to heal the breach between America and Islam. Even the 'false prophet' cited in REV.16:13's latter-day scenario breakdown:

"And I saw three unclean spirits come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."

Therefore, my FIVE VIRGIN COCK SUCKERS mouth message was confirmed by Wednesday's van crash along the Dragoon Mtns on I-10, that killed 5 aliens. Who were returning from the EUROFRESH vegtables hydro-farm in Willcox, Arizona. The same day all the blogs were reporting the breaking news about how much Sienna Miller loves to grow veggies, like at:
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/186838/sienna-miller-likes-gardening

Sienna is a descedant of the royal daughters of Israel who escaped Babylon with the prophet Jeremiah. In order to heal the breach between lost Israel and God in the latter-days. As explained somewhat on sites like:
http://www.uhcg.org/Lost-10-Tribes/promises-05.html

Last weekend, I saw a perfect blonde Sienna Miller look alike standing outside PIZZA HUT, talking on her cell phone, as a delivery boy's '741 NWZ' car pulled up. Short for Naomi Watts of course; 19/74 being the basic marriage connection number to all my royal wives. Then a blue heron FOCUS drove by slowly with '666...' orgasm plates. For their promotional banner that read "PIZZA PAIRS 13.99" [$14]. A topless car on South Prairie was blasting the EAGLES classic Winslow, Arizona EZE.37 prophecy, "Walking down the road... ...got seven women on my mind..."

While Obama overnighted with the royal family of Arabia, a red dress Heather Graham explained to Jimmy Kimmel, wearing a great Sienna carpet tie, how she and her girlfriend witches got Obama elected by burning written black magic note paper spells.

So Kimmel wrote down a magic wish for himself and lit it on fire in a glass dish. Then a pizza box dropped out of the sky, followed by a long capital O boner salami. The same way that things drop down in Katie Melua's theater stage video for THE SAILOR DOG song she performed later in a cute jet-black haired witch costume, at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x25F3-sR2Yo&feature=related

Lately, Granny Grass has been on a late night peanutbutter and honey-graham cracker jag. Which are about the same size as Heather's note papers. Only GG doesn't light them on fire, she just eats them with a glass of hot milk.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

AIR FRANCE 447 splashed into the REV.13 sea on the same day Lindsay Lohan arrived in Paris. Here's a related link about Obama's new lesbian judge at:
http://manhattankids.blogspot.com/2009/06/sotomayor-is-closeted-lesbian-but-she.html

A PLANET OF THE APES kiddie train crashed Monday near the gorilla cages at Cloonie's Louisville zoo, at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_zoo_train_derails.html

Bruno's THE SPY WHO FAGGED ME Goldmember bit at the golden MTV popcorn awards was a great corn cob confirmation of my recent discovery at:
http://www.popcornlovers.com/

I pop the corn in a virgin olive oil pot. Then eat it with a good tossing of powdered oregano, garlic salt, and white pepper. Their Savanna Gold blend is great.

There was a 4.0 quake inside Utah's WILD AT HEART spread eagle landmark formed by I-15 and I-84, north of Honeyville, near the prophetiC 42 months latitude line, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/uu00004030.php

It followed a 2.5 the day before at 4:42:15 near Beaver.

WILD AT HEART has so many prophetic elements. Therefore it's important to remember the 'number 10' scene reference to next year's 2010.

The black mummy pervert asshole slayer in BUBBA HO-TEP thinks that he is JFK. So now would be a good time to update the film's various chocolate shit thief themes. The Elvis film's Egyptian homogaysexual writing is on the bathroom wall.

Last night, I dreamed that I was walking along carrying an attache, wearing a fine pair of RL style penny loafers and white gloves. Then I came upon a child sitting on the ground with a pet turtle, next to the number 14. Later in the day, I found a 2004 penny lying by the WHITE GLOVE car wash near REGAL's Tall Fir 10 theaters. For Ireland's royal 24 year-old daughter Katie Melua, singing about her Sailor man, in a black witchy costume turtle neck, Wednesday night on Kimmel.

Here she is on my 57 year-old throne at:
http://cyberextazy.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wallpaper_katie-melua.jpg

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