Friday, October 23, 2009

CRY BABY GETS FINGERED, AND LIKES IT

New York's 3573 ft Indian Head Mtn is located on the south side of the state's Blackhead Mtns; northeast of Doubletop Mtn and Slide Mtn, near the Woodland Valley campground. So that Smut King art picture of Kristen Stewart, ready to put the top of her black nail Ringo finger into those raspberry mocha lips in the new INTERVIEW, gave me a minor 2.9 earthquake Wednesday, at:
http://theblemish.com/images/2009/10/kristen-stewart-interview-magazine-500x680.jpg

I believe this is the area where Jennifer Connelly and her husband like to go hiking and camping in the rain. Whatever, a few weeks ago, I dreamed that I was in their cosy kitchen while Jennifer was taking a shower, and her friendly husband was answering the front doorbell for a delivery of some large taped up UPS box. Noting I had $150 bucks in my wallet, I saw a partly naked 19ish Kristen babe spreading her kitchen fork on the edge of their vintage counter next to me, like at:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr//2009/10/interview-stewart/kristen-stewart-interview-magazine-october-2009-01.jpg

The only thing I can remember before waking up, is that the hight of their counter was just perfect for sliding into some of those SNL Smut King sex DVD push moves. Looking back now, I see CRY BABY's pink car guy sticking his big nose in your business. Who dont care if they're married, and picks up Tracy Lords' teenage runaway at the curb.

Kristen's play on my ELLEN GOT FINGERED flash vision touches directly on TWILIGHT's prophetic Forks, WA landmarks. Like the sweet Sitkum River trout water that flows west below Cool Creek and Hyas Creek, just outside of Forks. I'm sure I've seen the hilarious black Kenan Thompson on SNL demonstrating his La Push moves around TWILIGHT's wolfman Indian reservation, next to Branch Creek and Dickey River.

This is MANAGEMENT's Hwy.101 Olympics country. So Kristen's royal Scottish surname must have some kind of a professional Fife, Tacoma connection. Go a little north on Hwy.101, and you come to Ken McLeod's secret Beaver Creek cutthroat hole, below Deadman's Hill.

Kristen's plastic wrapped TWIN PEAKS Laura Palmer portrait was confirmed for me Thursday afternoon. When I walked up to a broke-down log rig hauling a huge double load, stopped dead in the middle of Hwy.410's divide.

In case you're wondering, that's Emma Watson's Scottish plaid label trench coat by BURBERRY on Kristen in the above link. For Brandeberry Creek's convergence with the Sitkum River below Hunger Mtn and Pistol Creek.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTE:

They found 7 year-old Somer's body in a swampy dump outside Jacksonville, FL on the same day Nicole Kid/man was speaking in Wash DC about violence against neomarxist women.

In CRY BABY, the apostate Christian squares trash the Drapes' physically transfigured classic car restorations. But in the end, it's actually Obama who delivers the queen to the king on a motorcycle.

That PEPSI machine in GREASE 2's 'prowling' scenes at THE CHECKOUT is "...for those who think young."

Don't miss Ellen Page looking through the future glass [computer screen] bowling lane doors in the marred servant's 'who's that guy' scenes.

Anybody see this hunk a sugar before?..
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Rachel-McAdams-Brings-The-Notebook-To-Life-rachel-mcadams-5608409-1052-1222.jpg

I just watched 1977's SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT prophecy Thursday. Where Megan Fox's southern 'foxy lady' appears in her pink RV at mile marker 86, on Hwy.85. In 1961's THE MISFITS, Fox's new casino Caddy gets banged up with 23 miles on it.

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