Sunday, November 29, 2009

GOD SAVE THE KING

The ghost of GREASE 2's Michael had been hinting lately that I should update 91's pre-GSR/TWN King Relf prophecy. So I watched the 2BC 91 picture for the first time in years Saturday morning. Later in the day, Granny Grass had me fetch the mail inside her p.o. box. Where I found TIME's new King Cry Baby response to PEOPLE's 'Sexiest Man Alive' cover at:
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20091207,00.html

The first act has the future King of England singing some black Barack Obama inspired "Hawaiian soul" music by Don Ho; as he watches no.29 make a disputed NFL touch down on TV. Then we meet Tarzan the ape man's sidekick monkey in the Vegas casino back room dressing quarters, before they go out for a double $104,000,000 hot dog, with Ralph in a CUBS cap and green 'G' football jacket. Basically, the same thing he's wearing when he arrives in London sporting Michael's motorcycle goggle sunglasses; including his royal Kristen Stewart T-shirt subplot introduction. That also appears like a Megan 'Fox' hunting refence in some scenes. The DVD jacket is topped off by Emma Watson's "Double Jackpot" no.7 dice at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ralph

"The English people generally don't like their monarch to look like a sofa...[throne]" suggests the King's Secretary Peter O'Toole. However, such petty traditions are quickly put aside when the 'Star of India' royal crown diamond gets a good bubble bath, upon the arrival of Obama's mulatto [Harvey Milk] chocolate MILK DUDS.

By the time Ralph is hooking up with his blonde American British stage performer and fashion designer, Sienna Miller, [Using the GREASE 2 word 'Yo!' in threeway SCRABBLE.], he is called upon to make a Detroit auto manufacturing deal with the future king Obama from the new African United States.

"There are no royal luaus planned..." says the Secretary. Before we see a London tabloid's headline about the "Mad Alien" himself Barack Obama. When we are finally introduced to the actual future king Obama figure, Ralph adresses him in perfect southside Chicago rap.

Like King Cry Baby, King Relf takes two hunks of sugar in his cup. Here's an image of The Big Boo Hoo's southern cross stage flag, that bears the crucifixion sign of Corpus Christi, Texas' King Ranch landmark at:
http://spr-emea.com/news/images/great-britainFlag.jpg

"It's time for us to reclaim our heritage!" says the film's voice of the royal House of Stewart.

Providentially, Ralph's polo playing Danish Princess Anna in the state dinner scenario looks a lot like that polo playing blonde who crashed king Obama's state dinner at:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6665738/Couple-who-gatecrashed-Obamas-dinner-photographed-at-inauguration.html

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

They have decided to leave John Jones' body where it is, like a red cranberry stuck way up inside some cave gap crack. Packed in very tightly, like an Oregon Caves turd, with only the feet poking out; way down inside the muddy Nutty Puddy Cave's Bob's Push hole. Jones' enrollment at a day 1290 medical school in Virginia [DC] will be a sacred memorial to DANIEL's homogaysexual abomination of desolation plans, somewhat like this butt crack shot at:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UeizlLP32VQ/RsuYOS4wbXI/AAAAAAAAAW4/wd_FCKYxzyE/s400/dave7.JPG

This is the rabbit hole in ALICE IN WONDERLAND. In my BYU days, I used to go jackrabbit hunting with a .22 everywhere west of Rt.68.

That's Cry Baby's cranberry KKK cone on TIME magazine's cover art.

I knew that I had struck a GAP load of Eureka gold in MANAGEMENT's Thanksgiving cranberry [Nutty Putty Cave] hole confirmations. But I had no idea. Saturday afternoon at MARSHALLS' close-out bin, I found a triple DVD set of SHAFT's Barack Obama prophecies, like at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shaftposter.jpg

In my 1979 Washington, DC prophecy, BEING THERE, Chance fends off the future black Obama kid with his TV remote to my devastating cinematic prophecies. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_There

John Jones' catacomb burial is a SLC,Utah church reference to the worldly D&C 86 church of Rome. See what I mean at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Rome

Thursday, November 26, 2009

BLOWHOLE HILL

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

THE BAD LIEUTENANT'S WHORE

Beverly Hills' financially bankrupt cop, Nicolas Cage, role plays the corrupt bankrupt Senators in this weekend's opening of THE BAD LIEUTENANT from New Orleans. Such as WILD AT HEART's Senate mother, Mary Landrieu, who banked an extra $300,000,000 in Saturday night's day 1290 deal, according to:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/21/AR2009112102272_pf.html

The second key REV.17 female player in Saturday's abomination of desolation action was Arkansas' Donkey Dem icon Blanche [white] Lincoln. Historians will look back and see today's 42 months period of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim, in REV.11:2, as the birth of the second civil war cleansing that absorbed the New Orleans flood prophecy in REV.12.

"...and the holy city shall they tread under..." their tire treads for 42 months, like on the new months counting calendar for PIRELLI tires at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miranda_kerr_and_a_bunch_of_ch.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0

The bad lieutenant's hooker in the film, Eva Mendes, was on Conan Friday night. Right after her appearance, I suddenly had to hit the head. Sitting there on the throne, I spotted the most gigantic ugly black and brown spider on the door sill, that I have seen in years. Which I jumped up and smashed with a wad of toilet paper, as the oddly light colored shit smeared itself around my butt hole and crack.

Last time sexyissima Eva was on Conan, she talked about her therapy sessions at a thematic Manchurian candidate style ladies-only Korean spa. And how she recently had to see a therapist to overcome her terrifying fear of the spiders in her house from 1959's HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND prophecy.


No shit. Last Friday I was sitting on my sofa throne in the 211th STARBUCKS listening to FOX radio news at 3:00 pm. The very instant they finished their report on Saturday's scheduled day 1290 vote, a 16oz sack of roasted beans from Obama's Sumatra homeland fell off a high display shelf, by itself, and landed on the floor with a loud slap. The day of the vote, a large [gay] ferry sank in the upcoming stormy seas off Sumatra, called THE DUMAI EXPRESS 10, [Read espresso.]

This was the Miley Cirus tour bus crash near Virginia's historic civil war battlefield on the opening morning of NEW MOON; on I-85 near day 1260's Rt.703 July 3rd date. That represented the foolish virgin DISNEYLAND celebrity, who recently stated that she doesn't believe in all that physical transfiguration vampire blood cleansing stuff in my prophetic BRIDES OF DRACULA remake.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

The two Virginia states represent the latter-day ten virgins divide prophecy in MATTHEW 25.


Miley turns 17 Monday. The bus that crashed was carrying her concert stage lighting crew. Because the cute little virgin is denying the light in D&C 85 etc.

That's Sandy's German chocolate cake under glass in Jesses Jame's DC diner scene in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. Her SANDI'S SIGNS paint shop location in Bonney Lake, that does Jesses James style custom painting on cars etc. has a teddy bear terrorist logo; facing the 76 UNION station. Her new 800lb gorilla sidekick movie, BLIND SIDE, had it's premiere in New Orleans.

STUDIO NOTE: If a younger burned-out babe concept doesn't work for a remake of THE MISFITS, how about a 45-is-the-new-35 idea, casting someone like Naomi Watts.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

NEW BLOOD MOON

The elderly RLDS Senate leader from Las Vegas commenced his bold abomination of desolation assault on the US Constitution last Wednesday. So an aging BOLD LINES INC bus full of elderly Iowa casino players had a bloody crash on I-90 near Austin, Minnesota, in Freeborn County that day.

"Don't fuck with the Jesus!!" [THE BIG LEBOWSKI]

Since Tonto was at some big pow-wow in DC on the day that Muslim savage attacked our soldiers in the Austin, Texas region, I grabbed a $5 2006 pre-Obama copy of the alternate [Alone Ranger] ending to THE BREAKUP at TARGET Wednesday; time-stamping out with it at 3:33 pm.

Reading news reports later, I realized that I had bought THE BREAKUP on the same day that the Manchurian candidate TARGET expert was touring South Korea.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, there is an unbelievable mule/atto freak show sculpture of Chicago's Barack Obama on display at the art gallery where Jennifer Aniston's character Brooke works. That features the Democrat Party's mule/atto mascot ears, and sports an attachment for Barry's long and thin hose-like penis; as per Larry Sinclair's close-up eye witness description. Which is edited into the scene immediately after we are introduced to my homogaysexual sidekick Tonto.

Chicago's future MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE figure was confirmed by Gary and Brooke's large French movie poster for the 1976 Charlton Heston sniper movie entitled TWO MINUTE WARNING, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Minute_Warning

How about this future Gen George Patton civil war prophecy at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_lincoln_letter_sale.html

THE BREAKUP's rod/stem of Jesse rug movie begins at a CUBS game, inside Chicago's famous WRIGLEY chewing gun stadium, with Jennifer Aniston holding a PEPSI cup reference to those teddy bear cubs on the carpet in Jennifer Garner's physical transfiguration art. While seated next to Ms Garner's blue sofa King Cry Baby guy in blue, sharing a hot dog. In the DVD bonuses, she gets her rug waxed by a funny lesbo who is obsessed with old TV shows like GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

You can find Emma Watson's latest bloody baked cookies statement, with time-travel machine crystals, and her sexy Scottish woodsman plaid three fingers shot, at:
http://www.dresslikeemma.net/photoshoot.php

Those are Shenae Grimes' birthday cupcakes by King Cry Baby's old leather throne.

This 04:44:oo pm quake rattled things near Obsidian [chrystal] Butte, California, in Rt.111's Imperial Valley, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14545820.php

Given all the Chocolate Mtns signs and wonders surrounding Barack Obama, it might be a good time to check out Johnny Depp's 2005 pre-Obama prophecy, CHARLIZE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory_(film)

Last Tuesday, there was a 6.6 Pink Lady earthquake off Queen C/harlot/te Islands, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009pcaq.php

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

STICKY 666 NOTES:

A quake with the crucifixion date of 4.6 struck at 1:21 pm Monday, between Obama's China Lake and Brown Mtn landmarks in California; on the western side of EZE.37's Death Valley. Due north of Red Mountain and Johannesburg [South Africa].

Here is a look at the ancient 666 idols around the above 4.6 earthquake zone at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trona_Pinnacles

Elizabeth Hurley's DAWG prophecy was set in part around California's Hwy.395 earthquake zone.

At 5:54 am Monday, a 3.6 earthquake rattled the area around Thomas Mnt's reference to the federal 666 prison in Thomson, Illinois; just south of D&C 86's Cathedral City, CA on Rt.111.

'...you'll know he's here when the ground starts shaking...' sings Pink Lady Stephanie in California's GREASE 2. [Think cold war era pinkos.]

Sunday at 2:45 pm, a 4.4 quake happened off California's [AMC cable TV] Channel Islands.

Here's the latest rap concert shooting report at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_concert_shooting_calif.html

In Divine reference to Obama's China visit, Chicago's "back to school" president shot himself in the head before sunrise Monday, Manchurian candidate style. Chinatown's Rev. Jesse Jackson is in shock. He knows who murdered Barack Obama's former gay lover, Donald Young. After Young started blabbing on the phone to Larry Sinclair about his now famous fuck buddy.

Remarkably, this year's Comet Tempel-Tuttle meteor shower will appear to be coming from the abomination of desolation's red planet, chocolate bar, icons Mars, according to:
http://travel.latimes.com/daily-deal-blog/index.php/leonid-meteor-shower-5836/

This link has some great background on 1959's HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND. The movie's half white man, Mr Blackwood, looked more like a wolfman spider to me, see:
http://www.1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsh-m/horrorsofspiderisland.htm

Washington, DC's homogaysexual THE WASHINGTON BLADE suddenly closed Monday. When I clicked on this news report, Tuesday AM, there were 44 comments on it, at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/16/AR2009111601477.html?hpid=sec-business

"...bye bye black birdie..."

I loved that NTY shot of Kristen Stewart in her Blackhead Mtns top; "Nothing can catch her... Nothing can touch my 409..." Like they sing at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16qsYreBJZE

In 1993's SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, pre-GSR/TWN, the prophetic "Where's Greg?" line is spoken at the marina docks by all those SAILOR DOG boats.

Jenny sang "Yellow submarine..." at the AMERICAN AIRLINES theater for a tribute to Napoleon's underwater ally, the Loch Ness monster. Such as the German Nazi wolf pack sub that sank the Queen's WWII aircraft carrier in 15 minutes.

Yours, GSR/TWN

Monday, November 16, 2009

THE 666 PRISONER

The news about converting a federal prison along the day 1290 Mississippi River, north of East Clinton, Illinois, and Lock&Dam No.13, came out on the opening day of AMC's THE PRISONER remake. While the abomination of desolation from the imprisoned Roman Polanski's CHINATOWN, USA prophecy was visiting China. Advising the yellow people to beware of political leaders, and their cronies, who stonewall information.

Before hearing the federal prison reports, I had watched SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, in the middle of the night's wee hours of Saturday. That starts out with a cemetery funeral for the REV.17 woman, featuring today's new WILLIS TOWER in the background.

The famous 1993 Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, romance gets going with a nationwide overnight radio talk show, broadcast from atop the WILLIS TOWER. Triggered by a broken hearted widower who is looking for "real change". Based on the film's hidden code that says "Paul is dead"; i.e. the worldly state church of Paul in D&C 76, 86, etc. accompanied by the prophetic score to "...bye bye black bird..."

One of the key scenes takes place in Jesse James' CAPITOL DC diner. When Meg asks for one of today's patriotic tea bags, that have been bugging Bill Clinton's 42 months gang so much. And yours truly is in the backgound, having a beer at the end of the counter.

[Not ALIAS' Victor Garber, who plays the inspired film's 'Greg' allusion later in the story.]

In the famous elevator ending, high atop the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, Meg's character finds the teddy bear in my 'Seattle' backpack that is depicted on the carpet in Jennifer Garner's PEPSI icon portrait. Which is why 12 people were injured in a falling elevator at CAESAR'S PALACE in 2020' Las Vegas the same day. Confirming Michael's A-bomb shelter paper in GREASE 2 on 'The Fall of the Roman [Polanski] Empire'.

Everyone remembers the Lake Union, Seattle kissing scene, wherein Jona screams about seeing a "black widow spider". Confirmed on the next day by that guy who rammed his mother's civil war LINCOLN 4x4 into a prison entrance in Spokane, Washington [DC].

Saturday morning, I prayed for inspiration about what movie to watch next. At 11:12 am, I had a flash vision of a huge black spider crawling towards my DVDS book case. The next day at RITE AID, I found a triple-movie DVD of "horror classics" for $2.99, that contained 1965's prophetic Hawaiian allegory, HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND.

It's about Mike Blackwood's girl talent agency in NYC. That hires 8 lovely lady dancers to perform at a club in Singapore. But their future LOST plane crashes on a small island, where Mike is bitten by a huge spider and becomes half white man, and half spider.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

Friday, November 13, 2009

HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN

The new two witnesses allegory, PIRATE RADIO, is opening on the same date that the abomination of desolation arrives in the first beast's empire of the rising sun on Obama's new-beast campaign logo. Where he begins his 9 day tour of the nations of the yellow people.

The classic New Orleans whore house tune, HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN, was a smash hit for THE ANIMALS in 1964, and would have been in regular play rotation on all the off-shore rock'n roll pirate ships. That fought the government run BBC forerunner to today's corroborative government partnership media; who were raised ironically on rebel rock'n roll.

In other words, the first 666 beast in REV.13 was overcome and defeated. Then the victors created their own new-and-improved version of the original oppressive beast, who's head was wounded, but recovered miraculously. Which is the exact prophetic story line in England's classic ANIMAL FARM allegory.

It is revealed in the Second Book of Commandments, that the coming King Cry Baby in 2BC 91 will raise the rebel flag once again, and rob the squares who robbed him. By his side will be the world's most famous pirate lady movie star. The one revealed in the KING RALPH prophecy.

"He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity; he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints." [REV.13:10]

Wednesday morning in Temple Hills, DC two of President Biden's armor-plated vehicles struck and killed [CAR 54] year-old Larry Moore on high society's Suitland Parkway. This is particularly significant, because Biden is the lawful temporary President of the United States. Until the Republican House can take legal action against my Tarzan sidekick, the usurper Barack Obama, and render null and void all of the actions he took during his desecration of the temple.

Reportedly, my trusty 800lb gorilla partner never did release any official photos of his reluctant visit last weekend with Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, according this non government media report at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=115693

A special thanks should go out to all those liberal Jewish federations that put DANIEL 12's wake-up call into the vagina shaped oval office.

On the same day Tonto arrived in his kindred land of the rising sun, 15 squares from the new-beast's New Life Worship Center in Obama's Federal Heights, Colorado were injured when their church van crashed on black ice outside Baker City, Oregon. In confirmation of Taylor Swift's amazing baked cookies and milk signs from 5003' Ft Collins, Colorado.

In the words of Emily Dickinson's no.1190;

"The Sun and Fog contested
The Government of Day -
The Sun took down his Yellow Whip
And drove the Fog away - "

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

STICKY NOTES:

In Scarlett Johansson's Japanes movie LOST IN TRANSLATION, Bill Murray jokes that the sushi chef can cut off her injured black toe.

In GREASE2, Stephanie's Christmas medicine wheel ring is placed on a tree beside her, while sitting on top of the new beast's 7 mountains peak ladder. It's the same wheel we see when the British prince paints red flames on his motorcycle fuel tank. Hence the 'inflamible liquids' stage sign.

The desecrated Temple Hills confirmation is at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/12/AR2009111209527.html

Dick-in-son's no.829;

"Ample make this Bed -
Make this Bed with Awe -
In it wait till Judgement break
Excellent and Fair

Be it's Matress straight -
Be it's Pillow round -
Let no Sunrise' yellow noise
Interrupt this Ground"

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

YELLOW STICKY NOTES:

The other night, I experienced a flash vision, wherein I was walking up to Bonney Lake's work-out gym located off Hwy.410 and the 208th entrance to the REGAL TALL FIRS 10 theater, and the Lord said simply "Yellow".

The next day, I saw a yellow FJ parked there, across from a ROCK STAR energy drink van. I also saw a yellow NYC style taxi, some GREASE 2 yellow "Back to school..." buses, etc. but not much else.

Monday, there was news of a South Korea ship firing on a North Korea ship in the Yellow Sea. Then I read that the ROCK STAR co-star Jennifer Aniston sang "Yellow submarine..." Monday evening in her AMERICAN AIRLINES theater 24 HR PLAY charity performance.

So what does it all mean? It means that you can have those great abs and tight ass that Jennifer Garner has in her PEPSI carpet shot. If you 'think young' and play your cards right, during the stormy seas in DANIEL 9, etc.

Don't get behind this crazy old mindless FDR lady in 666 red. Who shows up at prophetic day 1290 events wearing an Imperial Street strangulation cord around her neck, like at:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/08/us-healthcare-insurance-reform-obama
OR
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1109/29305.html

At the day 1290 Imperial Street vote in DC, the House's excited and shouting Dems counted down the clock; exactly like they do at the end of WHATEVER WORKS.

Speaking of MARK 13:14's abomination of desolation, Obama met in secret with Judea's BiBi Monday in Wash DC. After meeting with the liberal Jewish federations that financed about 40% of Obama's illegal election, according to:
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1257770026484&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

Super cool homogaysexual indie drumber for the HOLY GHOST band, Jerry Fuchs, fell to his death inside an elevator shaft Sunday at an industrial building gig on Berry [Obama] Street in Brooklyn, according to:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/nyregion/09elevator.html

On the opening weekend of Cameron Diaz' THE BOX, a 36 year-old woman got killed while trying to pick up boxes on I-80 in Sacramento. See:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_HIGHWAY_DEATH?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

It's time to think outside the box, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Box_(2009_film)

Notice how the lemmings crowd makes a quick U-Turn at the Hawaii luau ending to GREASE 2.

The 20th Battalion was hit the hardest in the Fort Hood attack; '20' being the traditional number of all things alien. Sending our men and women to die for the Sodom and Egypt of REV.11 is about over. Squares like George Bush are going to have to re-read and re-think their precious Bibles.

I see the Oprah backed black sow movie PRECIOUS features a crown from RAY'S SAUSAGE in their print advertising. And yes, all of God's children are precious. I'm only pointing this out, because all of the ladies strangled by Mr Sowell were black.

Yours, GSR/TWN

Saturday, November 7, 2009

TEMPLE DESECRATION

DANIEL 12's abomination of desolation spoke at an Indian medicine pow-wow in Wash DC right after that Islamic shooter pulled his Pistol Creek piece out at Fort Hood, west of Temple, Texas. Before commenting on the attack, the alien homosexual usurper gave a shout out to his kindred spirit 'Dr Joe Medicine Crow'.

The same day Lamanite convention was about things like Barack Obama's [Central American Imperialist] interference on behalf of his unconstitutional president ally. Who was legally removed from office in the Book of Mormon's Honduras. In the exact same way that he himself will be removed from office.

The Republicans are not going to get rid of this latter-day desecration by arguing about political philosophy. This is the final war. This is it.

In other words, the DC Indian scene was confirmation that Obama is, in fact, the Alone Ranger's sidekick Tonto. Because the Texas Rangers have their hall of fame in nearby Waco. Here's a photo of the hidden Texas Ranger standing next to his White Horse Prophecy, about when the US Constitution will hang by a thread, etc. at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lone_Ranger

The prophetic Book of Mormon word 'Lamanite' means 'LA-man-ite'. Based on today's LA man, who worships the 666ite number of man, and helped put the part Jewish abomination into America's modern Casablanca.

God put this extremely offensive alien into the promised land's highest office, because today's white Israelites are living like alien gentiles. That's why a Texas court convicted some Big Love character in Tom Green County for living ISAIAH 4:10's temple principle on the same day that evil gentile went postal in Fort Hood.

There is a hood from Chicago in the White House. And none of the media's pussy-whipped sons of Israel have the balls to expose him. So I guess we'll just have to watch George Lopez' new LA talk show on TBS.

You think it was a coincidence that the SUBWAY sandwich maker, Mr Rodriguez, gunned down his former associates at REYNOLDS, SMITH & HILLS in theme park Orlando, on the same day Mr Rodriguez starred in the YANKEES' Manhattan victory parade? Only Woody Allen's Boris character in WHATEVER WORKS would be so arrogant.

That's why Jim Carrey handed out free turkey&swiss sandwiches to everyone on Conan Thursday night. After his bloody attack on some UNIVERSAL theme park tourist tram outside the studio.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

RAY'S SAUSAGE

Next door to Mr Sowell's place on Obama's Imperial Street is RAY'S [king's] SAUSAGE meat grinder castle, complete with sow pigs on the front sign, at:
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/11/neighbors_wonder_how_stench_of.html

Elizabeth Hurley's organic pig farm immediately comes to mind, since Orwell's prophetic ANIMAL FARM pig leadership tale about vicious guard dogs takes place in England. Plus the England born Bob Hope grew up in Cleveland, probably around the same old neighborhoods, before they became run down. The star of ROAD TO BALI's song&dance man prophecy about the 42 months Big Foot from a LOST paradise island in Obama's native Indonesia, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_Bali

But the BIG KAHUNA factor here is Boris' inspired Ted Bundy references in WHATEVER WORKS. The Hawaiian word 'Kahuna' meaning; priest, sorcerer, minister, magical leader, etc. Not to mention the prophetic pig roast luau party ending to GREASE 2

In the BRUCE ALMIGHTY scenes where they dig up Obama's African birth certificate, we see a fat black lady officer walk by first. Later the professionally stoned "sissy girl" reporter screams like a stuck pig, "I never saw it before!... I swear!" Even though the Kenyan birth certificate has been posted all over the Internet, as well as Obama's matching African 'certification of birth' used in his mother's divorce case.

And the Nazi police dog puts a boner in his mouth.

Even .44 Magnum P.I. had his black Hawaiian chopper pilot sidekick 'TC'; operating from their Robin's Nest white house headquarters. So the white house on Imperial Street is yet another ominous bit of Obama sidekick casting by God.

The pirate skull that they found in a sack at the Imperial white house, is the same one Shenae Grimes wore above her Indian medicine sack, standing by the baptism pool of enchantment, at:
http://shenaegrimesfans.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=192&pos=5

Long time TWNers will recognize it as the fascist Red Skull sidekick to 1990's amazing homogaysexual Captain America hero. Who gets thawed out up in Sarah Palin's Alaska, and goes on to save the US President office; using his 1960s UFO hippie frisbee weapon, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America_(1990_film)

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

For years, Hollywood has been trying to cast WONDER WOMAN. How about a screen test for this sidekick at:
http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2009/11/20091102-annalynne-mccord-las-vegas-012.jpg

After I saw the above pix, a very rare [for around here] black LAMBORGHINI, with blacked-out windows, and blacked-out plates, zoomed by me at the Love Shack on Old Buckley and Locust.

Some nice Pistol Creek shots:
http://www.cityrag.com/.a/6a00d83451b46869e20120a6525c2e970b-pi
AND:
http://www.cityrag.com/.a/6a00d83451b46869e20115713a73c8970c-pi

Pistol Creek flows below Grindstone Pass.

Jimmy Hoffa was last seen at THE RED FOX prime rib joint outside Detroit. I stopped in there right afterwards with my French exwife. When we were working at the nearby Michigan State Fair, pitching the all steel VITAMIX 3600 from Olmsted Falls, Ohio, right outside Cleveland.

1NEPHI 14's Orthodox Church Kahuna has been in Wash DC all this week, supporting Obama's day 1290 abomination of desolation.

The Jennifer Garner signs and wonders are suddenly intensifying again. Check out PEPSI's 'for those who think young' icons on the carpet in this physical transfiguration New River, WV portrait. Wherein she is looking at Cry Baby's blue sofa while fixing to love Ben, at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6547/

If Ben is not interested in helping Jen find eternal life, then eventually she will be looking for someone else to give her a hand.

Here's Vince Vaughn with Jennifer at some couples therapy retreat hotel in Bali at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6506/

Somehow, this transfigured shot of Sarah Palin got mixed in with the Jennifer fakes at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16001/

This Oregon Caves turd shot is rather telling at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/13145/

This is actually a fairly accurate Ray's Sausage look alike shot, not too big, not too small, at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6542/

Monday, November 2, 2009

HOME RUN

They find Barack Obama's hidden birth certificate buried with the body of mob boss Jimmy Hoffa in 2003's BRUCE ALMIGHTY prophecy. As a little black Obama boy records the breaking news story using Bruce's jazz trumpet camera for a $10 Ham/ilton fee. It was right there all along, in front of the liberal media's nose. But it turned out that the yapping 60s offspring had been smoking something.

That's why they started finding all those bodies of dead REV.17 female pig icons in shallow graves on Cleveland's Imperial Street the same day I watched the inspired picture; co-starring America's 211 sweetheart Jennifer Aniston. Because the black Mr Sow/ell strangler was in the same metal recycling business that Aniston's character is obsessed with in MANAGEMENT.

The German shepherd dog who found the body in BRUCE ALMIGHTY, represented Ms Aniston's own future white German shepherd symbol of the illegal Matthew Shepard inspired Nazi hate law signed by Obama on the eve of my birthday viewing. The US Constitution grants no authority to the federal government to outlaw any form of thought.

Since the Orwellian legislation of the latter-day Sodom and Egypt was attached to a military budget, the day after it was signed, those 9 military personnel died in the REV.13 sea off China Point and Pyramid Head. God is not going to protect the 'great and abominable church of the devil' cited in 1NEPHI 14, etc.

Of course, that US Marine [G.I. Joe] COBRA chopper, that collided with a C-130 on my birthday, was a stand in for the chopper that puked on the symbolic federal judge in CRY BABY's bonuses.

The US Navy's new USS NEW YORK assault ship, made in part with recycled 911 steel, is scheduled to sail up the Hudson River Monday and dock at Pier 88, according to:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_uss_new_york.html

For my birthday present pick at TARGET Thursday, Granny Grass bought me Woody Allen's latest Manhattan movie WHATEVER WORKS. That ends in a New Year's Eve party scene containing the line, "Hang on... The ball's about to drop..."

I watched it Friday, and then got a big kick out of the quick confirmation by Alex Rodriguez' hard ball hitting the liberal media's video camera in right field. To help win game 3 for the YANKEES by a score of 8-5 in 1776 Philadelphia.

No wonder the slugger has been fingering Kate Hudson lately. In my book, that's at least getting to third base. And a double that's quickly converted into a homer is definitely a threeway score.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
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