Wednesday, December 30, 2009

COCK SUCKER SIGNS & WONDERS

I went up to REGAL on Sienna's 28th, to see UP IN THE AIR, because of that African terrorist Dutch AP III: GOLDMEMBER thing in the air above Rachel McAdams' Ontario, CANADIAN CLUB homeland on Rome's [Roman Polanski] Christmas Day. But they changed the schedule, so I ended up seeing the SHERLOCK HOLEME movie instead.

On the same day, the old steel bridge over the royal Crown Point in New York was blasded into heaven above the frozen Lake Champlain ice. In confirmation of the movie's blackish kingwood key-chain stocking stuffer finale that I got for Boxing Day, London.

That was the flash dream I got the day before at 10:36am. Wherein Jennifer Aniston walked by me in some lavish late 1900s dark wood-laid chamber room. Knocking twice on a secret Lord Blackwood panel, that lead to her pants being pulled down around her thighs, as she flashed me her famous smile and her spectacular 1990s 29ish British FRIENDS bum. That she got from the film's secret Masonite bloodrites room, at:
www.onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6364/

This is the temple endowment house of king CRY BABY's pure white drapes. That we saw in Lynch's 91ish TWIN PEAKS pilot shot of Keira Knightley tying on the eternal knot of her pirate brothers, at:
www.onlythebestfakes.com/view/25231/

And so there have been a massive amount of GREASE 2 back-to-school stage play shakers south of Jenny's Hwy.111 zone; starting with the restored 1958 car signs in Mexico's 5.8 shaker.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTE:

GG's 2WIRE connection went down. So my reports will be shorter until QUEST sends us a new unit next week. That should give readers some more time to catch up on their ODD COUPLE prophecies.

There was a 2.7 Boxing Day quake in Box Elder County, Utah Monday at 7:25 am.

Steel chains are a running motif in SHERLOCK HOLMES. Which ends with my Nazi sidekick Lord Blackwood hanging from a steel chain off of Crown Point's steel bridge. Like the one around my head at:
www.onlythebestfakes.com/view/6374/

Barack Obama and Rush Limbaugh have been vacationing and golfing in BLUE CRUSH Hawaii at the same time. Wednesday afternoon, Rush was taken to the hospital with serious "chest discomfort". Stay tuned.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

BOXING DAY GIFTS

Without any forethought, I finished watching THE ODD COUPLE on Boxing Day, with the end credits beginning at 2:49 am. After Felix moves out of his gay monogamy situation to live with two hot British babes. Didn't see that one coming. Thank you Danny Simon.

Riding out with Granny Grass on Church Lake Road Boxing Day afternoon, we passed a very nice fit&trim 39ish babe in a red top, jogging past the ANIMAL FARM horse barn. Much like the one in this Boxing Day photo of Renee at the Venice [California] finale to THE BRIDE at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2404145/renee-zellweger-emergen-c-14/fullsize/

Later, I knew for sure that the jogger was Ms Z, when I walked by Bonney Lake's jogging&dance wear boutique for ladies only, and saw a white OUTBACK parked there with 4 sea turtle decals, bearing 'PGP 261' rainbow Hawaii plates.

Up at STARBUCKS earlier, a little girl had walked by my throne carrying a handfull of hard candy canes, and a doll size "cup cake maker" box in her arms. Right after I glanced at that NYT photo of the Flamingo dancers holding their rod of Jesse canes at:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/26/arts/dance/26flamenca.html

As she left, slowly pushing open STARBUCKS's front door, her mother said "You're a dancer... Push harder!"

On the other pair of thrones, there was a great RZ adult look atype cupcake wearing a top that read "...HARD..." something or other. When I returned to the 211th cafe a second time to go No.2 in their John.

Another Boxing Day shot has RZ leaving some LA area deli, fingering her royal crown logo box called "desire" in English, at:
http://www.buzzfoto.com/2009/12/mr-nunez/renee-stocks-up-for-the-holidays/

So what does it all mean? Besides the fact that Renee looks like a very cute turtle. Who is somewhat slow to understand what exactly is happening.

Well, I woke up from a dream about two fires starting inside the two garbage cans of Judah and Ephraim at our 5717 house on Seattle's 16th Ave N.E. Wherein I put them both out with a fire extinguisher, as my sister Diana watched and slowly counted out loud from 1 to 22.

After the dream, I tuned into the FDRJFKLBJMLK Letterman show, now re-playing in the after midnight hours of Boxing Day, and saw a barefisted boxing match in a London scene from SHER/LOCK HOLMES. Because the door lock on GG's Caddy has been sticking shut lately, and has a hard time opening. Unless I finger the closed door's lock-unlock button rather hard, over and over, up and down, up and down, several times. Then it works fine.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

New Readers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day

For Boxing Day, I found a 2.99 DVD at RITE AID of 1958's NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, featuring Canada's Rachel McAdams, and the UK night host Craig Ferguson, on the poster art at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nightofthebloodbeast.jpg

Friday, December 25, 2009

HARD CANDY NOTES:

That red hooded chick who grabbed Pope 16's mantle was role playing Ellen Page's abused little red riding hood in the 2006 film HARD CANDY at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Candy_(film)

There was a CAR 54 no.34 church message in the Christmas Day dated 3.4 earthquake near Montana's 9061' Mt Harding, and 8560' Cardinal Pk on Christmas Eve at 12:25:54 pm.

The sexy boyish Page plays No.22 'Bliss Cavender' in her last film, with the temple cleansing title of WHIP IT. It came out in October, right before the recent wave of homogaysexual red cranberry butt hole caving signs and wonders. The cavernous interior of the Vatican looks and sounds like a vast elaborate cave, with many side cavern branches, built upon a sprawling network of underground Nutty Putty catacombs. The mass is said right above the cave of St Peter.

WHIP IT has been nominated for a BRONZE HORSE award by the Stockholm Film Festival. It comes out on DVD with a two witnesses number on this 1.26.

Director Drew Barrymore also plays No.2 'Smashley Simpson' in the 111 minute movie.

Don't forget about that great Barack Obama party figure in the BLUE CRUSH prophecy. The recent North Beach monster wave contest was a portent about the day 1290 abomination of desolation vote on Christmas Eve.

Here's the latest Dr Evil volcano demo from Senator Ried's underground lair outside Las Vegas at:
http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/dec2009/2009-12-24-01.asp

Crazy Sheryl Crow is asking Obama to stop THE MISFITS horses round up in Nevada next Monday. She's why we have out-of-control wild horses and feral Democrat donkeys trampling over the US Constitution in Washington, DC right now.

Donkey: "...a person regarded as stupid, foolish, or obstinate..." [WEBSTERS]

See the Dems official more jazzed up kicking donkey logo with two red horns at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States)

That 3.4 Christmas Eve earthquake happened near Rt.211's Kicking Horse Res. Crow was born on 2.11.

Rome's 82 year-old Pope 16 was born on 4.16. The 3.4 quake hit near Montana's Rt.83 in the Mission Mountains Wilderness. Very close to the St Ignatius Mission, that features a 61 paintings D&C 86 reference to the MARK 14 one born in 1961 on the mission's landmark church walls at:
http://www.visitmt.com/categories/moreinfo.asp?IDRRecordID=460&siteid=1

Did anyone catch that 2.7 GREASE 2 luau earthquake in Hawaii at 10:29:58?

I got one of those hand-milled WOODCHUCK key-chains for Christmas, made of Brazilian kingwood. It's custom cut into a beautiful retro early 60s design, very OUR MAN FLINT, with secret compartment. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingwood_(wood)

GSR/TWN

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

SHIT HAPPENS

AFP reports that AMERICAN flight AA331 from DC crashed and broke into the three parts of REV.16:19 Tuesday night in black Kingston, Jamaica. One witness said that the passangers were all applauding their successful landing like victorious Democrat senators. When the 737 suddenly went through Norman Manley's fence and stopped on the REV.13:1 beach of the new beast. About 40 of the 154 people onboard were injured.

"And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven [G7] heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his head the name of blasphemy."

The ten crowned [Kings/ton] horns are the temporary ten leaders of America, counting from the birth of the new fascist beast under FDR, to the advent of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim under Bill Clinton. Even the two who have appeared in the latter-day Sodom and Egypt, the modern capital of the Jews, where Jesus was crucified; i.e. the ancient Jerusalem capital of the Jews.

Three of the ten heads, or leaders [crowns], were uprooted from office, by death, assasination, and resignation; as cited in DANIEL, etc.

The two fire breathing witnesses of the two [ISAIAH 11] ensign tribes of Judah and Ephraim are Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern. These two tribes were the leaders of the Kingdom of Israel's ten tribes, and the Kingdom of Judah's two tibes of Levi and Judah.

The great thing about my illegal sidekick's illegal healthcare fascism attack on the US Constitution, and the democratic free will of the people, is how well he clearly exposes the absolute 1930s mob era illegality of Social Security and Medicare etc.

Before the Democrats' DC plane crashed late Tuesday, I ran into my ALASKA pilot buddy at STARBUCKS. In his car trunk, he showed me a new BROWNING shotgun Christmas gift that he had purchased for someone last week. It was a real 12 ga. magnum beauty with triple chokes, for hunting high-flying wild geese, etc.

He mentioned that Pastor Casey Treat walked into the Federal Way gun shop while he was getting the new BROWNING. Who I always enjoy and learn something from, whenever I come across the part Levite and part Judah [tall redhead] preacher on TV.

TWNers may recall the time when I had that flash vision of a red and white helicopter flying low over the MOUNTAIN VISTA sign on Evergreen Drive, and heard the Lord say "Fraud!" or something similar. Then later in the day, still wondering 'What the heck was that?' I saw a newspaper photo of the often inspired Federal Way pastor standing next to his new red and white chopper.

According to the revealed word in D&C 76, if a minister lacks the restored priesthood of Levi, etc. his good works will only lead to some very good second class accomodations in heaven. For the top service, with full benefits, one has to make first class reservations, which cost a lot more of course. You always get what you pay for. Even though the basic ticket has already been payed for by a real faith in Christ.

The Kingdom of God can not be set up without a constitution that protects the saints' liberties.

Recently, candid pix came out everywhere of Brown University coed Emma Watson on vacation in Jamaica's heaven on earth, sporting a teeny weeny black bikini. The other day, I was impressed to find any updates on her, and came across this ten virgins sign 'V' composition, for a "living in your parents basement" GSR/TWN parody of her on Jennifer Connelly's small table top, at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/25099/

Eating fish&chips with creamy tartar sauce and sucking on pumpkin milkshakes a couple weeks ago, at Buckley's authentic 1950s WALLY'S WHITE RIVER DRIVE-IN on Hwy.410, my pilot friend looked at me kind of funny and asked "How old are you?"

The day of the AMERICAN DC crash warning, I encountered some guy with a 'Woodchuck' business card selling his fabulous hand-milled dark exotic African wood [penis like] key-chains and wood handle cork screws, spred out on a small table by the cigar and pipe shop near OFFICE DEPOT; for $10 and $25. In the parking lot, I walked by a black 1981ish 280Z with '150 SKI' plates. I could see a skateboard in back like the one Emma Watson's "Woodchuck" girl has in the king kissing scene of GREASE 2. In the 1981ish movie, God's little 4.15 born Emma, who loves snow skiing, loves to watch the prowler king kiss his trophy wife.

Here's Emma watching from a STARBUCKS sofa throne at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/23881/

Wednesday at 1:53 am, I was awaken by a flash vision of Jennifer Aniston laying back on the following sofa, only slightly more tan and covered in perspiration, and looking the other direction. As if we were at some hot Mexico beach hotel. It's probably because I have been eating a lot of whole wheat lately. See what I saw at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/view/13844/

Walking back on Evergreen Drive last July, in front of a house where some Jewish LDS couple lived, Granny Grass drove by and honked twice. Right as I looked down and found a fake heart-shaped cut ruby gem set in a gold pin. About the size of the above 'ruby' on Jenny's middle finger. I really liked it.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Here's another censored black crime report from Tuesday, that connects with the numerous EZE.38 invasion revelations now coming out from the various prophets among the lost tribes, at:
http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/015097.html

EZE.38 is mostly about the safe and peaceful borders of the Kingdon of Israel, i.e. Europe and America. Not the extremely dangerous and fortified walls in today's Kingdom of Judah, i.e. modern Israel.

New comers might want to read this prophetic Rush link:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_122209/content/01125111.guest.html

Casey Treat's web site is at:
http://www.caseytreat.com/

Sunday, December 20, 2009

UNDERGROUND NOTES:

Sting's THE BRIDE prophecy was confirmed by the Kevin Jonas brother getting married at Long Island's sprawling French Oheka Castle in Huntington, during an early freak snow storm Saturday night. Most of the 1985 movie was filmed at a castle in France.

Due to the freezing climate, over 2000 GOLDEN GLOBES movie goers were trapped in the EUROSTAR cave between England and France Friday-Saturday night. The Brit media had just published bocu photos of the Queen getting on a train. Shit happens.

The big Government Camp snow job going on in DC right now was exposed to the same snow storm that hit Senator Reid's Glacier on Mount Hood; due north of Pinhead Buttes.

The underground shit will hit the fan when you see the abomination of desolation where it does not belong; cited by Daniel in MARK 13:14 etc. Every time FOX news, or any other mainline media, uses the phrase "President Obama" they are knowingly and willfully engaging in the biggest Orwellian con job in American history. There is no "President Obama". There never has been. There never will be.

I watched 1976's prophetic MARATHON MAN Saturday and Sunday mornings. Right after the REV.17 German beast figure cuts the throat of the Jewish whore figure, the film cuts to a shot of [O.J.] SIMPSON'S hawk shop on EZE.47th street. That would sell knives like the German Swiss one O.J. used to cut the throats of Jeff Goldman and Nicole Brown on [Ted] Bundy Drive.

Ted used a 1960s German VW Love Bus, with day 1290 Grand Rapids kayack rack, during his corrupt law school Tacoma period.

Goldman worked at the half lunatic named MEZZALUNA TRATTORIA (the trots) restaurant landmark. Mezza means 'half' in Italian. Brown had left her eyeglasses on the Italian restaurant table for a prophecy that her melting icecream murder would improve the prophetic vision of lost Israel.

After I bought MARATHON MAN at WAL-MART for $4, I read that some thieves stole the Auschwitz camp sign "WORK SETS YOU FREE" on the same day. Because the Jews voted for the abomination of desolation, and therefore his insane 666 works bill. Ergo, there will be big trouble in Judea when Daniel's abomination of desolation appears on the world scene. This is the school of hard knocks prison video prophecy in AP III: GOLDMEMBER. That con who got drilled by Mini Me was very tall.

The other night, I dreamed that Obama was giving one of his very offensive shitty speeches, as I could vividly hear the 60 MINUTES stopwatch ticking.

Jenny's Hwy.101 NASDAQ index closed at 2,211.69 on Friday, the 18th.

I'm halfway through Neil Simon's classic THE ODD COUPLE, circa 1967-68. It's looking like a marvelous comedy about the oddly gay nature of monogamy. Just in time for the opening of my ISAIAH 4:1 wives movie NINE, and Tom Ford's A SINGLE MAN portrait of the traditional 1960s era when THE ODD COUPLE was released .

GSR/TWN

Friday, December 18, 2009

SAGGING BUTT LOADS

In between Tuesday's European GOLDMEMBER GLOBE announcements, and Thursday's SAG nominations, Brandon Butt and Brooke Butt were hiking around inside Kentucky's muddy slot filled Sloans Valley Cave. When their 21 year-old friend Steven Troxell fell into a deep pit and died.

What makes this Providentially timed Oregon Caves cranberry orgasm confirmation especially shitty, is the long joked about homogaysexual butt design on North Hollywood's SAG award statuette, at shots like:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/The_Actor_Statuette_(SAG_Awards).jpg
AND:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TNT/Images/i2/sag_rc_atmosphere_gallery014_512x341.jpg
AND:
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/26/penn.jpg

Clooney's Kentucky cave system is chuck full of brown hanging turds and spectacular pile of shit formations, like in the 'Oasis' section of the 23 mile hole at:
http://exploringoutdoorskentucky.com/Exploring/Caves/Sloans-Valley-Cave/Greenhouse-Entrance/greenhouse--ent.htm

Halfway down this cave site is a remarkable load of diarrhea falling into toilet bowl water at:
http://www.tabblo.com/studio/stories/view/1437484/

Monte Hellman's 1959 Black Hills Gold horror film, THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE, takes place around Deadwood, South Dakota, off I-90, at the headwaters of the Bear Butte River; below Barack Obama's 4422' Bear Butte black hills bottom word play.

Up in nextdoor Butte County is a day 1290 ANIMAL FARM confirmation on my R/M map called Government Experimental Farm. It's probably where they do 666 political science research on state run healthcare ideas.

No shit. THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE is about some underground [government] crooks from Chicago who plot to blow up a Black Hills goldmine. As a distraction, while they rob the mine company's nearby gold storage treasury warehouse. The plan is to get away posing as Colorado style recreational skiers.

The low budget exploitation producers created a nice Megan Fox look alike for their original movie poster at:
http://ygrael.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/beast_from_haunted_cave_poster_01.jpg

This horror fan site has some of the 1959 backstory on Hellman's debut film at:
http://ferdyonfilms.com/2008/07/famous-first-the-beast-from-ha.php

Years later, Hellman was a producer on Quentin Tarantino's RESEVOIR DOGS.

Sloans Valley Cave is located in Kentucky's Pulaski County, west of London and Pittsburg. To the north on Hwy.27 is Science Hill, along the thematic 7-hills pit of captivity's Pitman River. Above that on DANIEL 9's Rt.70 is a place called Eubank. For the Euro bankers now trying to finance a deal for this week's den of buttheads at the United Nations climate control summit in Kobehagen, Den/mark.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

I finally met the 52 year-old guy who owns that rare black 1986 twin-turbo LOTUS Wednesday at STARBUCKS. He also drives a STINGRAY. On the way back, I stopped at the BL library on a strong hunch to check out their old $1 movies clearance shelf, and found Sting's 1985 Frankenstein movie called THE BRIDE, co-starring Jennifer Beal. The famous lotus-sex celebrity plays a Dr Frankenstein who creates the perfect mate for his latter-day marred servant creation. Dispite all the distractions, tribulations, and opposition, Frankenstein's bride creation can never stop thinking about her marred one, who Frankenstein thought was dead. See the physically transfigured Sting at:
http://www.rathcoombe.net/horror/bride85.jpg

That Norah Jones 'Sunrise' video, about fishing at BC's Crooked Lake with Hawaii's Evangeline Lilly, features Sting's same lotus tree theme in THE BRIDE at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6sE1L2laCc

I got fingered by Ms Lilly some time back, and liked it, at:
http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/evangeline-lilly-vancouver-.jpg

One can see the future Harry Potter icons in this 1985 poster of THE BRIDE at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thebrideposter.jpg

Here are the lyrics to Norah Jones' new Keira Knightley pirate song:

Chasing Pirates :
In your message you said,
you were goin' to bed,
but I'm not done with the night.
So I stayed up and read,
but your words in my head,
got me mixed up
so I turned out the light.
And I, don't know how, to slow it down.
My mind's racing from chasing pirates.
Well the man in there swings while the silliest things, floppin around in my brain.
And I try not to dream about them possible schemes, swim around, wanna drown me in synch.
And I, don't know how, to slow it down.
Oh my mind's racing from chasing pirates.
My mind's racin' from chasing pirates.

Monday, December 14, 2009

REID GLACIER

Three greens went missing on Mount Hood's snow covered Reid Glacier Friday. That represent the Chicago hood outlaws who are now in charge of things at the underground capitol in Washington, DC.

They found the frozen body of one of the mental ice climbers Saturday. Who was from Des Moines [monks] Washington. The same day I had bought a DVD copy of AUSTIN POWERS: International Man of Mystery at MARSHALLS. That starts out with a defrosted Austin Powers spying on Dr Evil's secret underground lair outside Senator Reid's Las Vegas.

This would be the Government Camp headquarters for the ongoing search&rescue operation at the base of Mount Hood; due north of Pinhead Buttes in the Mount Hood National Forest. In D&C 133, it says the ice will melt and flow down in the latter-days. But like most LDS church goers, and mainline D&C 86 Christians, I don't think that the mormon Senator Reid is all that interested in such hokey seven peaks prophecy stuff. Which is actually the true spirit of Christ in REV.19:10, "for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy."

Meanwhile, the great and abominable church of the REV.17 harlot clanged her bells 350 times around Eurochocolate Copenhagen Sunday. In support of some man made theory about why God is doing the same kinds of dramatic things that he did in the wicked days of Noah.

Reid Glacier is located on Mount Hood along a crest that includes Illumination Rock. It's melting waters feed the Sandy [Bullock], River as part of the area's EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES country setting, according to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_Glacier_(Oregon)

Dr Evil's A-Bomb plan in the first AP movie was designed to cause a massive chain reaction of Obama like Hawaii volcanos, that would ultimately change the world's weather. His underground lair in Nevada was located on the edge of the US Air Force's bombing range. Which includes the Stonewall Flats area of Sodom and Egypt on my RAND McNALLY map book of Judah and Ephraim; east of Death Valley.

I watched my AP:I DVD Sunday morning. Sensing that something was going to happen, when I saw Powers slug Basile Exposition's Queen Elizabeth II type mother, who '...looks like a man!'

Sure enough, Italy's Catholic Berlusconi got smashed in the teeth when a mental 42 year-old man threw a statuette of Milano's Catholic Duomo cathedral at him. Confirming the scene's CREST toothpaste 7-peaks cleaning message. Based on the symbolic seven hills of Rome's capital. And the fact that both the Queen of England and Italy's Prime Minister are big believers in the religion of man made global warming.

Immediately after the lady gets socked, AP:I cuts to a shot of Powers posing like an eastern REV.17 god of mystery. Soon it's Beavis and Butthead on the WO conference screen, with chocolate smeared all over their filthy mouths.

"We got a mad man loose in Nevada!" says US Air Force General Gillmore in the 1997 film's first act. That would be the naked Senator Reid, who is No. 2 to Obama, and his future Italian secretary, Alotta Fagina.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

THEATER NOTES:

Back in 85, I was driving around Seattle's U-District with Danny Simon, Neil Simon's older brother. Somehow I remember that we were stopped in front of the NEPTUNE theater on 45th and Brooklyn. When Danny told me about the time he was directing a comedy in London, that had a gorgeous female lead. Reading lines on a sofa in his or her hotel room before the opening, things got friendly and he took a pass at her, but she stopped him cold. Saying 'If the play is a success... I'll let you fuck me.' Now I'm hearing that the show has been a huge success at London's West End COMEDY THEATER, both critically and financially, at:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41999850.html

Years later, Danny passed away in Portland on Sandy's 41st birthday. He wrote one play entitled THE CONVERTIBLE GIRL, acccording to his obituary at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/27/AR2005072702568_pf.html

Friday, December 11, 2009

SOMETHING'S ROTTEN IN DENMARK

They think that Wednesday's mysterious blue spiral tractor beam over the double penis head peninsula of Norway came from Dr Evil's sub in the White Sea, according to:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html

They're not completely sure, but the PREPARATION H sub theory does make sense on the whole. Since the melting ice WO convention had just gotten under way in stinky Denmark. And Barack Obama was probably already on a VERTIGO flight to the region to accept his Nobel prize for Economics, Science, and Peace.

One can make out the two heads by turning the map vertical, and seeing the nut sack formed by Conan's beloved Finland, like at:
http://geology.com/world/norway-map.gif

Note how the tiny country of Denmark is about to get a gigantic blow job by the tax&cap dick heads.

Looks like the Danish spelling for Copenhagen is some kind of a Kobe/nhavn Colorado hint hint on this map at:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Copenhagen+map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Copenhagen,+Denmark&gl=us&ei=ryAiS7qxBpPOsgPz2Zn8Cw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CAoQ8gEwAA

Kobehagn's famous Little Mermaid statue is a tribute to Hans Christian Andersen's THE LITTLE MERMAID AND THE PRINCE prophecy. That was originally published together with the latter-day Barack Obama tale called THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES.

Vancouver, BC once tried to reproduce the very much abused Little Mermaid statue for their own harbor. But they could not get the look alike rights, and had to eventually settle for some other young lady.

Vancouver's motivation was however Divinely inspired by their future Olympics era arrival of the statue's look alike ten virgins anima figure, Ellen Page, at:
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/ellen-page-1024x768-28467.jpg
AND:
http://www.absolutechinatours.com/UploadFiles/ImageBase/Little%20Mermaid.jpg

At the end of THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES, after everyone had seen the hoax, Andersen wrote,

"The Emperor realized that the people were right but could not admit to that. He though it better to continue the procession under the illusion that anyone who couldn't see his clothes was either stupid or incompetent. And he stood stiffly on his carriage, while behind him a [Ellen] page held his imaginary mantle."

Tuesday night in Germany, Christian Walliser, 28, was attacked by Tiger Woods' REV.13:2 mark of the beast in his left hand, at the PAGEL'S DINNER CIRCUS. He even looks somewhat like a white Tiger Woods at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234575/Animal-tamer-main-course-mauled-tigers-upmarket-supper-club.html
AND:
http://gazetteonline.com/files/2009/07/tiger-woods.jpg

There is a SAILOR DOG plot outline of the royal Ellen Page airways prophecy at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Mermaid

When you get fingered by God, you stay fingered forever.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTE:

Here's the inspired 666 emperor story at:
http://deoxy.org/emperors.htm

Ellen Page will appear next in THE INCEPTION. You can see the vertigo Rm 491 teaser at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5VDKVqvo8M

Copenhagen's Little Mermaid has had her head chopped off numerous times in the past. Here are some of the places that it ended up at. Such as her holding the Little Mermaid's potion bottle at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16878/

And her as one of the pink ladies in GREASE 2, at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16880/

I'm not sure. These two might be Rm 491 promotional stills for THE INCEPTION, whatever, they are at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/22192/
AND:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16879/

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

HOLE IN ONE

GOLF DIGEST published their hilarious new down low fuck buddies issue before the news broke that confirmed Barry Obama and Tiger Woods' history of prowling for sex with strangers.

Their "LOAD IT AND LET IT GO!" penis tips in the green hole cover can be seen at:
http://www.nesn.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-shares-cover-of-golf-digest-with-barack-obama.html

Of course, what it really means. Is that all of the strangers that Obama has fucked in the ass are going to metaphorically attack his long black limo with their golf clubs. By the time his 42 months tire tread warranty is up in REV.11 etc.

Tiger Woods' black 4x4 crash on "Black Friday" looked an awfull lot like the monkey that falls off the genealogy tree branch of Jesse on Austin Powers' laptop in GOLDMEMBER. One may recall, the cinematic Dugway Range meteorite prophecy starts "Somewhere in Utah".

A sure sign of the coming REV.13 captivity for those who tried to put the righteous into 666 captivity, was the imprisonment of that typical Obama supporting sex games chick from Seattle. Guilty or innocent, they put her into Mussolini style captivity in Perugia, Italy, because the town is world famous for it's rather cheap and crappy chocolates. And the trial was happening during their big Eurochocolate fest at:
http://www.bellaumbria.net/Perugia/eurochocolate_eng.htm

Speaking of greens. WEEZER's lead man, Rivers Cuomo, was injured when their tour bus crashed on black ice Sunday; while traveling east on I-90 near Fonda, NY. The same day Springsteen et al were honored by Mr.44 at DC's Kennedy Center.

One of their big pre-Obama hits was off THE GREEN ALBUM, called "Island in the Sun". You can see the single's prophetic Hawaiian Obama sun logo at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Island_in_the_Sun_(song)_alt._cover.jpg

This is that old folks casino bus crash on I-90 when Las Vegas' elderly mormon FDR senator started pushing the day 1290 abomination of fasciation on November 18.

They play a lot of winter golf greens in the Las Vegas area.

Only hours after Toronto's [Tonto's] radically mental green, Rachel McAdams, appeared on Conan as an excellent potential blonde choice for THE MISFITS remake, 43 horses died in Hwy.42's Lebanon, Ohio. From a wee hours fire that burned down barn number REV.16 at the local race track.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Beyonce's PEPSI video in GOLDMEMBER says she "...can't wait for the bedroom, so we just hit the floor." Like at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6547/

Friday, December 4, 2009

GOLD SHAFT

By personal request, Granny Grass bought me my first DVD copy of 2002's GOLDMEMBER this week at MARSHALLS, for a nice $3.99 stocking stuffer, that I watched Thursday morning.

I was bummed that the film's prophetic Larry Sinclair Colorado prison mate was cropped out of the 'Belly of the Beast' rap number. But he showed up miraculously in the DVD's no.5 deleted Obama cover up scene; with the inspired introduction, "There's my special boy." Playing out a dancing ferry "screen" so that the guards couldn't see the dead body of Donald Young.

Basically, GOLDMEMBER is a prophecy about an evil leader who trys to extort some world conference body with his global warming flood threats. Directing the trajectory of a solid gold tax revenue meteor, called Midas 22, like a missle attack on the polar ice cap.

The advent of Barack Obama, has Beyonce's FOXXY "sunshine" figure playing Austin Power's transsexual sidekick Obama, as a "traitor" to the marxist VILLAGE PEOPLE mob from 1975. Manifested in the African continent globe that clobbers Dr Evil inside his underwater beast lair off Japan. Right before he gets wacked in the balls by those leaked emails about his government gold cap&tax meteorite panic scheme.

The whole 'STICKY 666 NOTES:' plot was exposed back on November 18, when a bright meteorite in the night shed some daylight on my MARS chocolate bar from the red planet post, dated 11.17.09. About the Nutty Putty Cave shit that makes Mini Me Hollywood go "mental on account of the [European] chocolate".

The 18th's bright sign from God landed near Dugway's bomb and missle test range in Utah's salt desert. For Dr Evil's eventual explosive discovery that his real Comet Tempel name is 'Doug' at:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8858815

The corrupt power-centered liberal lunatics, and the pussy-whipped fainthearted conservatives, together granted Barack Obama clemency for being an obvious illegal alien who was born in Africa. And for obviously being involved in the murder of his former gay lover Donald Young.

Now they are both getting shafted up to here, for maintaining their traditional mob silence.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Beyonce's GOLDMEMBER video starts with PEPSI.

Woody's 74th birthday on SHAFT'S BIG SCORE was confirmation of the German Ms Frankenstein's no.74 football beast in BLIND SIDE.

Here's some background on Dr Evil's future WO conference at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=117858

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

FORZA 666

Senate debate on the abomination of desolation began on the Sunday morning talk shows. When Maurice Clemmons, "the beast" as he liked to call himself, walked into the openly Christian church affiliated FORZA cafe in the Tacoma area, and killed 4 Lake/wood police officers in cold blood.

By now, everyone knows that "the beast" was given clemency by the part time protestant minister, and fake conservative, Mike Huckabee. Who let it be known that he could never support a Mormon for President. Now the lost Israelite gets the SHAFT by a black man, who once told his jail shrink that he was Obama's secret twin brother.

The Italian word 'forza' means force. Which is what the illegal day 1290 abomination of fasciation is all about.

That's why the wounded beast was gunned down on Woody's birthday by a CAR 54 cop on South Kenyon Steet in Seattle, next to South Chicago Street. Because 'Kenyon' is a Divine Kenyan birth place reference to my handy sidekick usurper Barack Obama. Just like the beast's surname 'Clemmons' stands for clemency. To the 5 wise virgins who have eyes that can see, and ears that can hear.

South Kenyon Street crosses Seattle's Martin Luther King Way at the 42oo block of REV.11.

But THE BIG KAHUNA here is the forza Italia context to those underground transsexual vampire leaders in NEW MOON. Who are currently doing box office battle with Sandy's amazing JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER remake.

Here's a good link that explains, in budget terms, how America is getting shafted by the underground Harlem media mobsters, and their Democrat associates, at:
http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2009/11/27/obamacares-cost-could-top-6-trillion/

Poor John Jones's med school body now lays at the bottom of Nutty Putty Cave. His frozen arms stretched out forever inside Bob's Push hole, forming the classic flying Superman position, like at:
http://www.caddicks.com/blog/wp-content/supermanreturns_routh.jpg

Of course, Superman worked for the newspapers.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

I watched SHAFT'S BIG SCORE Tuesday morning, and had to laugh when I saw that the film's mob boss is a passionate clarinet player, because it was Woody Allen's birthday.

After Shaft beats the crap out of the Italian 'wheel' boss and trashes his penthouse, and then splits, the first thing the bloody guy does is check to see if his clarinet is OK.