Some years ago, at a Howard Stern sponsored basketball match in Vegas against some lesbian semi-pro, a very fat, and probably drunk, Artie Lange almost beat the top female ball player in the nation with his amazing outside 3-pointers. Later, Artie was sweating off a couple dozen JACK DANIELS and COKE inside the swanky hotel's sauna. When in walked one of the NBA's most freaky died hair blonde negros to ever play the game. Who gave Artie the sweaty eye as he dropped his tiny towel and commenced to do some loud grunting stark naked push ups on the floor in front of him.
This is what the initial 7.3 voodoo earthquake in negro Haiti is all about; on the Providential birthday of the two Israelite witnesses of Judah and Ephraim. It's the end of those jive turkey talking cock suckers on radio who claim to be so offended by the truth about big ass negro albinos like Lady Gaga.
Ellen Page's powerfull underwater mermaid earthquakes off the Hwy.101 coast of Mad River, California are about the same God damned Mad Hatter thing. Hence the homogaysexual ODD COUPLE marriage confirmation by SWINGER's co-star Vince Vaughn; on the eve of the Bay Area's landmark trial about Catholic style monogamist homosexuality.
Crazy in the head, great in bed.
Savy insider SHERLOCK HOLMES mason types noticed that those jive turkey cock suckers in SEMI-PRO are drinking rounds of Neve Campbells; i.e. whisky doubles in a tall glass you love to fuck. Which are usually half Canadian CROWN ROYAL, and half Scotch, preferably mixed with a smokey Islay, or some fine Highland peat grass malt from a stag label. For one of Neve's famous grassy looks, like at:
http://img240.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=95570_nevecampbellarena01web1wr_122_379lo.jpg#
NBA ball players claim a stem of pickled grassy peat celery in the glass is bloody Mary like unbelievable. The guys in the Flint movie settle for some melting snowy slush in their SEMI-PRO scene.
Obviously, one can see the planned resemblance with that guy chewing down on a STUCKEY nut log and SEMI-PRO's cock sucker Will Arnett, as shown at:
http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/will-arnett-picture-1.jpg
In the recent WIZARDS locker room gun play confirmation, they were arguing over a gambling debt. In the past, Artie has been quite famous for his losing NBA wagers.
Monday, for the first time on DVD, I watched 1980's AMERICAN GIGOLO introduction to my two teen wives at Charlize Theron's beach pad in Malibu. Wherein my homogaysexual Barack Obama sidekick pimp speaks perfect jive English. When sending me out to a $500 gig in Palm Springs, off Rt.111, on the same day a 4.3 threesome earthquake struck out there around Cherry Valley at the exact '6:36' pm number that Julian wrote on that 666 senator's spy's forehead in Westwood, LA.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
Jennifer Connelly wore a short pleated kitchen tile counter top outfit on Letterman Monday night, at:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/jennifer_connelly/jennifer_connelly_fierce_fashionista-01122010.php
Here's an update on the Larry Sinclair battle to expose Barack Obama's jive ass nature at:
http://www.larrysinclair.com/
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