Saturday, October 9, 2010

POTATO HEAD SALAD SNATCH

Back at the house Friday afternoon, I discovered Granny Grass had made a fresh batch of potato salad, that was still warm. That night on Leno, they brought a GG figure on who had found a Jay Leno look alike potato in a 5 virgins pound sack of Idaho spuds. That was featured in her local paper, with the main headline being "TEACHER BOY HAD SEX". In confirmation of the royal TEACHERS Scotch actress Kristen Stewart coming out and role playing the "...glass I love to fuck no matter what." Who was photographed in CRY BABY that way by the James Gandolfini age porn king in her new indie stripper film WELCOME TO THE RILEYS, at:
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Thursday, GG surprised me with a Hitchcock classics DVD collection she found in a close-out bin for $5. So I watched 1961's THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE television episode Friday morning, about some kid who stabs a Toledo carnival magician devil figure and cuts his cheating Lady Ga Ga look alike wife in half with a huge power saw blade. All of which was confirmed later in the day by the breaking news about the indictment of that Arab Israeli guy who stabbed Tony Leno in Toledo.

GG was probably inspired to overcook her potatoes from the Hitchcock state borderline prophecy. Because all that mayonnaise mixed in with the boiled eggs and chopped Walla Walla sweets made the dish look more like creamy mashed potatoes. To go with Naomi Watts' appearance on Jimmy Fallon later that night for a quick game of SNATCH; using the letter pieces from strip SCRABBLE to magically spell out 'BEEP' and 'WHO' etc at:
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CRY BABY's 58ish iPAD dirty pictures taker would likely have a more younger collection of his work to go with Emma Roberts' mini iPAD ring that she wore on Jimmy Fallon Thursday to promote her new film entitled IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY. Like at:
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GSR/TWN

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