Sunday, November 21, 2010

A 20 LYING BY THE CURB

Seattle's JOE TV played the "300lb nigger" episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM on the Nov.20 due date of Napoleon Dynamite's library book entitled BIGFOOT AND ME, seen in the prophetic film's opening credits. In between their trademark commercial breaks that start with a bald Vern Funk jumping up from inside a trash bin, standing next to his Bigfoot sidekick. Their TV spots are probably in the YOU-TUBE link at:
http://joeswall.com/

Now single, Larry gets a note from his sexy doctor to meet up at a motel on the coming Friday, which will now be November 26, known as 'Black Friday'. That celebrates the biggest shopping day of the year for gentile Christians. Since the black pharmacist who translated the hard-to-read note for Larry got offended by it's unintentional reference to the Blacks 'brothers and sisters' problem in his house. Who then gave Larry a switched bottle of female hormones so that he would become a pussy and couldn't even repeat the word "nigger" anymore in quotations.

Meanwhile, a black doctor overheard Jeff repeating the words of an anonymous house-moving man in the hospital bathroom complaining about some "300lb nigger" who dropped his end of a futon bed. So the enraged doctor shaved Jeff's head, to make him look like an Uncle Fester version of Vern Funk. In confirmation of the series' running Mr Funkhouse themes.

In 1955's IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA, the sexy female doctor of Ted Danson type oceanography cites the "...unlucky fishermen of the northwest..." who aren't getting any because of the giant radioactive Octopussy sea beast that is scaring away all the fish. Then she goes to a Hwy.101 spot on the Oregon coast with her handsome submarine captain that is 14 miles from Astoria. The exact spot to the mile where my estranged ex-wife and I once had sex on the beach cocktails.

As confirmed by the reports about Jenny going out for wild salmon, and that vodka they always advertise on JOE TV, in black 1950s leather outfits, like at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1330979/Jennifer-Aniston-lovely-leather-films-Wanderlust-New-York.html

GSR/TWN

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