Tuesday, December 14, 2010

COUNT YOGA NOTES III:

Hollywood's most famous British vampire from the old world, Ozzy Osbourne, nicknamed The Prince of Darkness, rear-ended a car in LA with his physical transfiguration FERRARI, that was featured in LA STORY and FATHER OF THE BRIDE, on the same day Larry and Jeff got rear-ended in the mint condition 1957 CHEVY re-run of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. See the confirmation of Nicole Richie getting married at Count Yorga's Spanish mission mansion, owned by her strange looking father, at:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/ozzy-osbourne-fender-bender-ferrari-mercedes-los-angeles-car-accident/

The 57 finally got repaired by a Christian conservative guy who owns three AAMCO transmission franchises. The exact kind of "super rich millionaires" that the 666 blood-sucking vampires in DC would tax even more if not for the ongoing Tea Party push to beat back The Thing with no known birth certificate or national citizenship.

Obviously, Pink's new hit song, "Raise your glass!..." was the Providential set up for Miley's 'Glass I love to suck no matter what...' video of her getting a buzz around the same time the Buzzard kids died from smoke inhalation in Bucyrus, Ohio. In confirmation of the vivid dream Miley recently had about Madonna telling her that she was acting like a brat.

X-MAN Hugh Jackman got a blackjacked eye in Sydney Monday, USA time, when he slid down into the black Oprah show on a steel cable with no brakes and crashed into a Mr Light. I believe AAMCO also does brakes now.

There was a third COUNT YORGA movie in the works back in the 70s. Based on the idea that the Count was now financially destitute, and putting together an underground team of followers to take over the city. But it seems that the project's time had not yet come.

The old hard-of-hearing vampire expert in San Francisco thought David was talking about a 'Count Yoga' swinger.

GSR/TWN

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