Sunday, August 14, 2011

5 DEAD VIRGINS WALKING

Now they are saying that those 5 foolish virgins were killed in a Texas style whirlwind prophecy, and 40 were injured, at David Letterman's state fair SUGARLAND concert, in confirmation of Michigan's great white hunter editorial about today's federal sugar tits mama; that was logged the day before at:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/12/rise-of-the-goons/

Because the legendary guitar rock star 4RUNNER from the north recently purchased a nice place to hunt FAIR GAME deer near George Bush's bass pond outside Crawford meets Waco, Texas.

You would do the same thing if you knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt was going to be one of your next Bruceville-Eddy, Texas 3-way wives in waiting. According to the new LEPRECHAUN 4 book about all those Dr.Evil prophecies that was just confirmed by the breaking AUSTIN POWERS: 4 news while Woody Allen was still shooting around The Mouth of Truth in 666 Rome at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=332965

What would you bet me in cash money that some of his cast and crew are staying at the HOTEL SOLE? Where Sienna loves to relax and lean out the window's fabulous ROOM WITH A VIEW while I softly and slowly and tightly fuck her in the rear window while you-know-who occasionally glances up there while reading her morning copy of the CORRIERE DELLA SIERRA as she sips a decafe espresso from the outdoor bar next door.

[Understandably, many of my wives will not be comfortable having 3-ways, that seem to last forever, until they are absolutely sure that their
eternal marriage situation has been Divinely sealed in Andy Warhol like factory grade SUPER GLUE. But that doesn't mean that they don't like to flrt a little when in Rome.]

Hell, I just dreamed this morning that Jen unzipped my pants and grabbed my stem of Jesse nuts. For the cute little squirrel [nose] who was climbing out on a branch limb for some green nuts along Church Lake Road a few hours later. In confirmation of Miley Cyrus warming me up in her bull pen so that I would be ready willing and able to deliver Jen her baby dream-catcher child in the TWO AND A HALF MEN prophecy called MAJOR LEAGUE.

Wherein that new 70s SHOW star of the silly Malibu, Hollywood THREE'S COMPANY show that fired Charlie arrives on set with his 53' long nigger rich RV Jew canoe number that is supposed to impress all of my naive teenage wives. I hope it works.

GSR/TWN

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