Wednesday, September 7, 2011

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES HIM

Recently various strangely alluring and rather odd looking Jewish bitches, in their best straight 40s' cfake monster faces, have started to blog at HUFF ET al about how in the world could anyone fuck Bucky Larson on camera if they were married to someone as successfully gay as an Adam Sandler or a Steven Speilberg.

Hey, even if the fat ass Jew boy dumps your fat ass, you are going to get at least a cold $10,000,000 in cash out of the fake orgasm gig.

Jesus Christ, what I wouldn't give to see my extremely talented Oscar winning Jewish actress wife having a method acting moment while I was watching my pink torpedo sliding in and out of her from behind her tight little Katy, Texas ass. [You have to press down hard on the vagina from that position, i. e. press hard on the top of her roof from her reverse perspective.]

"Acting is reacting..." Says my older Woody Allen figure in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

All you apostate Christian Texas rodeo homos and your lesbo girlfriends who think that I'm full of it better read up on Rush's latest radio prophecy about Marco Rubio becoming the next president of the Republic of Texas.

That was immediately confirmed by the new pix of Michael Bay on the beach in South Beach, Miami with one of the IN LIKE FLINK bikini babes who leads the charge into the frozen retro robot TRANSFORMERS Munsters TV dinner future at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=342545
AND:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2034529/Transformers-director-Michael-Bay-sent-Spin-bikini-clad-reality-star-Lauren-Stoner-Miami-Beach.html

Where the 19 year-old Miley Cyrus virgin in 1966's MUNSTER GO HOME prophecy transforms into a physically transfigured blond Naomi Watts in the 1981 TV movie sequel. Who transforms into AUSTIN POWERS: II's Heather Graham secret agent at the Halloween costume party where the G-Rated Donny Osmond suddenly becomes the X-Rated George Clooney. Right before the big reveal in 1992's KING RALPH prophecy that exposes Victoria Beckham's true Egyptian mummy concubine situation in regards to the English stud horse figure David Beckham; at 57:10... minutes on THE MUNSTERS' REVENGE DVD.

What? You have a problem with being pre-fucked like one of Beckham's many concubines in SEX AND THE CITY 2? Perhaps you never saw my Texas stud buddy fucking Penelope Cruz in my 2005 SAHARA dune-bugger prophecy about the Brown Bomber in WAG THE DOG 2?

Maybe you have a problem with having sex with a real man who plays ball for the hot hot BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM boys at:
http://www.realsaltlake.com/

GSR/TWN

PS: The wax museum henchman named 'Ralph' in T.M.R. 1981 is my old film school classmate Bruce Troxell. Who miraculously showed up living in Bucky Larson's Bonney Lake, of all places.

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