Sunday, November 6, 2011

DAVENPORT, OK ORGASM

That historic 5.6 White Horse Prophecy anniversary earthquake at 10:53:10 pm, under the Davenport, OK hide-a-bed landmark, happened during the first act of SNL, local time. Since that big Italian fennel sausage evergreen tree landmark along Hwy.410 became a HERBIE THE LUV BUG NO.53 thingy way before yours truly was made into some kind of a Miley Cyrus fertility god by the pagan high priests of Hollywood.

For a climatic confirmation of all their Bucky Larson portraits of me and Sienna and whoever having our cake and eating it too on some sitcom davenport sofa bed comedy skit like the one in that kinky Bella link.

CORRECTION: I got the June suckers spawning run mixed up with the big blue carp lips run that so often messed with my late season brown trout fly fishing in the lower Provo River. June suckers always like to fuck and suck in June. Big lip carp do it in the fall.

Anyway, the word 'davenport' is a traditional name in the midwest of America for any full size sofa. That more than often converts into a raw sushi style Asian futon fold-out for shaking kinky Bella like orgasms; according to this historic 'AAAHHH...' company confirmation at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davenport_(sofa)

No wonder that Michelle Rodriguez is my future warm-up pitcher co-star in Taratino's SLUTS IN THE SLAMMER remake. You can't make a realistic 80s exploitation prison movie without some really hot minority babes holding down Emma Stone et al while my Davian DiCaprio stand-in goes down on her. And you know that she ain't ever gonna go for that level of art filming unless you bribe her with the kind of money she gets in those XXX rated AVON movies. If not her, you can probably get my future fuck buddy Selena Gomez to do it for half the money.

That's the nice thing about having more than one woman who wants to fuck you.

GSR/TWN

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