Monday, November 14, 2011

OBVIOUSLY, BILLY CRYSTALS' WIFE IS NOT LETTING HIM HAVE EVEN ONE SINGLE LITTLE TEENAGER BLOW JOB, NOT EVEN ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Those shocking new Mr Potato Head photos of Billy Crystal's giant 3-egg omelet chin are the reason why the odd looking daughters of Judah are eventually going to lighten up and relax in the bed. Just like Bette Midler [Dotti Hinkle] does in my DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS prophecy about me fucking that overweight Michelle Rodriguez look alike stoner in SERIAL MOM. In confirmation of the live-in minority babes in Emma Stone's very successful project, THE HELP.

"You fuck me, I'll fuck you... "

Who wants to look at that while you are pretending to make love to Harrison Ford? Certainly not me.

Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord. Who was/is the King of England's great great great... Grandfather. And that vain prince in D&C 85 who thinks that he is me is going to end up on the wrong side of one of those toll both operators on the Tacoma Narrows bridge in THE GODFATHER, I,2,3.

That said, Billy Crystal's monumental double time-machine chins of Judah and Ephraim were chosen by G-d to host the next Oscars, even before the world was created, in order that those who survive the upcoming day 1290 woes in Judea will be allowed to watch them shrink and disappear right before their eyes. As if they were at some cheap third-rate magic show prophecy in LEPRECHAUN whatever meets LEAVING LAS VEGAS.

Who do you think that the metaphorical Hwy.410 [Eli Hill] "hillside strangler" on the Bonnie Lake plateau, who has so inspired that blond LA look alike MILF of the future on TMZ, was supposed to be in John Waters' 1994 prophecy? Which stands for the "thirty mile zone" of safety outside of any full size nuclear bomb explosion.

Heck. They didn't even know who the Green River killer was who was giving all those king cabs in Kent a nice new paint job remake when they made their Beverly Hills lion king movie. And I was just going along for the ride when pops and GG were attending PC computer classes for seniors at Green River College circa 1992.

GSR/TWN

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