Wednesday, January 11, 2012

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

That smiling jerk who keeps showing up inside the securely locked chambers of high society, usually through the windows, in YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MURDERED, is the same GSR/TWN guy who so easily invades your privacy through the computer windows on your bucking bronco lap tops.

In other words, every time the London 60s Alfie type look alike in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS points his gun full of blanks at you, or stabs you with a fake theater prop sword, you have just read about the latest decapitated car/bus crash etc. That was the next confirmation about how you are going to die and be born again, until and unless you give me the ten percent that you owe me.

You can lock the gates and the doors at your mini PLAYBOY mansions, and you can hire an army of White House guard dogs, but I will still be able to get to you through your latest version of Redmond, Washington's WINDOWS 6.66 program.

Which is why Steed ends up with 999,999 pennies at the end of YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MURDERED, where Emma reaches down deep in her pocket and comes up with a handsome 1947 half-penny.

The episode's multiple 'murdered again' warnings of the past 16 years have given you enough time to cash out some of your inflated assets before the end of the 42 months period in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE meets EATING RAOUL.

Shortly after my royal French wench left me, I saw a small Picasso ink sketch for sale at a Seattle gallery for 10k, which last sold for over 100k, and that was over ten years ago.

GSR/TWN

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