Tuesday, March 6, 2012

DEVIL'S PUNCH BOWL

Those two surprise sucker-punches thrown by the devil in GET SHORTY were just confirmed by that double Keira Knightley 4.4 earthquake number due west of Devil's Punchbowl, Oregon on Monday at 10:1/3:26 local time. In confirmation of the new and improved release of her long awaited sucker punch film called LONDON BOULEVARD. Which is about her getting protected and fucked and then protected and fucked over and over again around the same time that her Canadian DANGEROUS METHOD acting movie came out, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usb0008c12.php

Therefore, Princess Keira's new neo Hitchcock DVD plot was just elaborated upon by Miley Montana's new LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE pix of her jogging along with her invisible Alaskan pilot bodyguard dog at:
http://egotastic.com/photos/miley-cyrus-jogging-in-red-shorts/miley-cyrus-red-shorts-jog-05/full-size/
AND:
http://www.theus50.com/montana/quarter.php

To go with all those enlarged coins on stage at the end of the above show; when Miley and her long suffering Love Bus daddy, Greg, get it on together at the REDONDO BEACH SUITES.

If I have to, I'll slap together the Janis Joplin screenplay myself. And then I'll shoot the fucking and sucking thing myself on SONY inside of 4 weeks, both on and off camera. Just like they did in the miraculous WAG THE DOG prophecy about me fucking my virgin Girl Scout wives during the time when my sidekick's fake birth certificate would be sponsored by the NYT, and then exposed by that TRUE GRIT sheriff out in Surprise, Arizona.

"You know Chili, I've been think'n... There's really no reason why you and I shouldn't get along. I mean forget about all that stuff that happened before..."

"I don't even remember how all this mess started."

"I say you owe me money. I say fuck that. I say you owe me the juice on the money. I say fuck that too."

"But this is strictly between you and I..."

"I say LIVE AND LET DIE..."

"You say nothing to nobody about this."

...

"Whatever you say Ray."

GSR/TWN

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