Sunday, June 17, 2012

CORRESPONDING SIGNS AND WONDERS: 47

Rod King, 47, just drowned in his dirty backyard pool in the Golden State in confirmation of 007's encounter with the Chew Me [...in Miami] whore in the pool circa 1974's THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN. Where he was looking for the "Solex Agitator" of the future who would be the Third Way red chinatown capitalist fascist agi-prop Marxist from Chicago, via FANTASY ISLAND, who is behind today's 666 solar energy plot. ~ My own private James Bond matrimony movie starts out with my British look alike wife named Rosie Huntington-Whitely playing the look alike lover of James Bond's look alike assassin hunter for hire; a.k.a. Mr Scar. Pretty soon the asshole who is fucking her in the ass kills her off. ~ Meanwhile, the film's Sienna Miller look alike, Miss Goodnight, played by Britt Ekland, pops out of the closet, in a jealous fit, and returns back to her perfect bikini form, before she can say that her 'hard to get' act was all just a silly girl misunderstanding. ~ Because Mr Scar once killed the man who had killed his beloved African bull elephant Republican mascot who was trampling on the U.S. Constitution for the sake of the African born Barack Obama abomination of desolation. ~ GSR/TWN ~ NOTES: In 1974's prophetic THE MAN WITH THE GOLDMEMBER movie, the old high society head of M16 tells Bond that there are a lot of jealous husbands and chefs out there who would like to kill him, "...the list is endless..." ~ The Chinatown SAILOR DOG boat's flag at the end signals an 'S' above it's deck that stands for Sienna. Which I get to see after the film's climatic GET SHORTY finale. ~ The best scene in DR NO is when my Jennifer Garner alias spy and I get sent through the physical transfiguration's decontamination process. Where we each get younger and younger by the minute, after my dragon sidekick genius, who was hated on both sides, had pulled us both out of the [Seattle Slew] swamp. ~ I would agree to Quentin Tarantino directing the next James Bond movie; but only if the director would be allowed to cast his choice of a younger 29ish 007. That said, I probably would put some indie film studio pressure on him to make Chloe Moretz and Hailee Steinfeld the next movie's ridiculously underaged Bond Girls.

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