Monday, January 21, 2013

MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP

If you want to lick Angeline Lilly's pussy, you are going to have to go through me, like at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2796222/alexander-skarsgard-brit-marling-variety-studio-at-sundance-01/ AND: ~ http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/20/chloe-moretz-new-hair-color-for-paris-fashion-week/#comments ~ That's right girls. Yours truly is the gate-keeper to your wildest bisexual Mormon polygamist fantasies. ~ You don't get to fuck, you don't get to spend your gold, you don't get to eat the best sushi in town, and you don't get to be in the next most coolist indie film in Hollywood; unless you do so within the spirit of the inspired guidelines laid down by Jesus; as best described by that eternal concept of God called, "What would Jesus do?" [In the Kingdom of God, there are no laws, only guidelines.] ~ For example; God has informed his prophets among the lost tribes of Israel in D&C 133 that my sidekick is going to 'drop like a rock' at the end of a rope, as in THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY' spaghetti western prophecy. ~ They say that most men who get hanged have an ejaculation climax right before they die. ~ GSR/TWN ~ RECALL NOTES: The cancelled DREAMLINER recall was about the cancellation of the defective oath of office of the abomination of desolation. That was going on during the high flying 'I have a dream!' weekend in Batman's DC COMICS landmark. ~ The Ball/t/moore DC area RAVENS will be playing those really cool Hwy.101 49s from the gay area on GG's 86th birthday. In confirmation of my black&white sidekick's raven mask at: http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/lifeline-live/2012/03/08/deppx-large.jpg ~ People are going to die until the illegal dark knight takes off his African American hero mask. ~ The last time that I saw my LDS father alive was on 2.3 in 2005, seven years ago. ~ That noble Greek protagonist with an inner conflict in FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL is Bonnie Lake's very own Bruce Troxell. Whose sexy wife was also born on February 3rd. The Hawaiian wedding fantasy movie is about Bruce finally getting over his warm and fuzzy feelings for the beautiful church of the devil woman in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN. ~ Back when Bruce and I were both attending Mr D's filmmakers' workshop at BYU, Robert Redford was fucking some hot Brazilian actress. ~ Blame it on Rio.

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