Thursday, February 28, 2013

CARA BELEVIGNE IS MY KIND OF VIRGIN

All those ridiculous suspicious Jewish media rumors about Adriana Lima having only anal sex, in order to remain a Catholic Church style BOYZ FROM BRAZIL virgin, turned out to be completely true after all; metaphorically speaking, at: http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/cara-delevingne-british-fashion-awards-2012-03.jpg ~ Because last night I dreamed that I was at some Seattle actors lab doing 3-way topless scenes with a nice blond, with smaller tits, that I had never seen before, and then there she was again on the Internet, at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2286089/Cara-Delevingne-steps-Chanel-trainers-dashes-Paris.html ~ AND YET AGAIN AT: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2285811/Cara-Delevigne-goes-goofy-Paris-catwalk-models-H-Ms-fashion-week-show.html' ~ AND FUCK YOU TOO: ~ I have never even heard about this chick, much less ever noticed a photo of her. ~ In my actors workshop dream, when the topless Cara took a quick wink wink break from running her 3-way scene with some 50ish looking Leo DiCapri Island actor, she started to act real friendly, as if she was flirting with me; and asked me, "Have you ever been in any movies?" ~ Whereupon I pretended to say that it was no big deal that I had played both of the prophetic physical transfiguration lead roles in DEATH TRAP; even though I'm not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. ~ GSR/TWN ~ SEXY CAR NOTES: 20 year-old Cara's wiki page was last updated at 20:49. ~ Here is my technically virgin new wife getting fucked in the ass with a beautiful vinyards photo on the wall, at: http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchy0p70j81rbdqhu.mp4 ~ You must have a pair to show up on the red carpet in orange Hughe Hefner pajamas, like at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2822233/chloe-moretz-emma-roberts-paris-hm-fashion-show-01/fullsize/ ~

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